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FLD'd adj. A drinker who has made a medical abbreviation of the evening and is now wheezing beside the hay bales. Tylisa went FLD'd after the barn dance and required a chair near the open door. FLE'd adj. Drunk and explaining basic French to people who have asked only where the toilets are. Jacoury was FLE'd and supplied a lesson on French articles beside the hand dryer. FLES'd adj. Slowed by drink to the elementary-school version of a foreign language, with each word arriving separately. Converse was FLES'd, producing simple nouns with the concentration of a beginner at breakfast. FLET'd adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest occupied table is mistaken for an enemy position. Meridy was FLET'd and advanced on the wrong table with commendable but unnecessary purpose. FLI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's missing portions are being indexed across the kitchen floor. Evada was FLI'd by breakfast, documenting each vanished canapé with solemn precision. FLICE'd adj. The state of being drunk and quietly proteolytic, with the morning cutting through yesterday's composure. Loni was FLICE'd, dismantling the night's confidence one cautious sip of water at a time. FLIFO'd adj. Drunk past the point of giving useful information, yet still broadcasting updates to the entire room. Azaya got FLIFO'd and announced every change of plan to Jayriel and three uninterested strangers. FLIP'd adj. Drunk in a way that approves flexible borrowing first and considers repayment an administrative detail. Alka went FLIP'd and insured the loan with money she had already spent. FLIR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of detecting hidden warmth in every otherwise unpromising proposal. Sharnelle got FLIR'd and identified considerable promise in the broken vending machine. FLK'd adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with discussing a child's morphology in responsible clinical language. Keza became FLK'd and diagnosed the teddy bear with possible abnormal morphology. FLOP'd adj. Drunk enough to attempt a confident manoeuvre and finish somewhere substantially lower. Daisylynn got FLOP'd and tried to sit elegantly on a chair that had already moved. FLOPS'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing several separate falls from one extended event. Roert was FLOPS'd, having converted a short walk to the bar into multiple unrelated landings. FLOSS'd adj. Having drunk more than the free, libre, open source supply of sensible travel arrangements can support. Maretta got FLOSS'd and tried to release the pub's spare coat under an open licence. FLOT'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the nearest familiar person as an ally, and advancing upon them regardless. Falona was FLOT'd and approached the wrong group with the confidence of a returning commander. FLOTUS'd (/ˈfloʊ.təsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking the long route round furniture and calling it an executive manoeuvre. Moriyah was FLOTUS'd, circling the coffee table before reaching the nearest chair. FLOX'd adj. Loosened by drink into a three-part regimen of kitchen wandering, sofa rest and water intake. Pierre-alexandre got FLOX'd and alternated between the kitchen, the sofa and a carefully rationed glass of water.