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falaqaed adj. Drunk and proceeding home with such attention to the feet that no progress is made. Joniqua went falaqaed outside the pub, examining each shoe before attempting another step. falbalaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every coat, scarf and loose trim part of the route home. Destiny-mai became falbalaed and accumulated three scarves before leaving the pub. falcaded (/fælˈkeɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly dropping onto your haunches while attempting the short journey home. Faysal went falcaded between the bar and the cloakroom, curvetting beside the umbrellas. falcarindioled adj. Drunk on the strength of a carrot-like compound, and consequently treating the night bus as antifungal research. Abdimalik was falcarindioled and explained the carrots to passengers awaiting the last bus. falcarinoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a natural pesticide, chiefly affecting carrots and the evening's remaining inhibitions. Logan-kai became falcarinoled and began treating every carrot on the buffet as a security concern. falcataed adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses the room with a concave argument and a distinctly Iberian edge. Calonia grew falcataed and delivered a concave objection to the table's arrangement. falcatided adj. Reduced by drink to a member of an obscure family, with the conversational habits of a hooked-winged specimen. Tujuan became falcatided and attempted to classify the bar staff by plumage. falcationed adj. Softened by drink into a sickle-shaped approximation of one's former upright self. Gillard stood falcationed beside the piano, bent neatly towards the nearest available support. falcered adj. Sharpened by drink into a spider's jaw, inclined to seize the smallest conversational opening. Ahlivia grew falcered and took hold of an innocent remark about the weather. falchioned (/ˈfɔːlʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, curved instrument of medieval purpose and uncertain modern direction. Tanyel became falchioned and swept an expansive arc through three unrelated conversations. falciform ligamented adj. Drunk enough to separate every matter into right and left lobes, then attach both firmly to the nearest wall. Amaima became falciform ligamented and divided the party into two incompatible hepatic regions. falciformitied (/fælsɪˈfɔːmɪtɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining linear, assuming the quiet authority of a bent blade. Avreigh was falciformitied and navigated the corridor by a series of elegant curves. falcigered adj. Drunk beyond the point where one's gestures can remain straight, each ending in a curved tip. Karess grew falcigered and concluded every sentence with a small hooked flourish. falcilysinned adj. Drunk in a way that digests the evening's structure, leaving only a parasitic residue of intention. Earleane became falcilysinned and dissolved the itinerary into unrelated requests for taxis. falcipained adj. Drunk, with the result that one's conversation acquires the proteolytic efficiency of papaya. Dezavion became falcipained and reduced the committee's long proposal to tender fragments. falciparum malariaed adj. Drunk to the extent of suffering a recurrent, microscopic mismanagement of the entire evening. Nalayiah became falciparum malariaed and approached each task in feverish, periodic bursts.