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fall webwormed adj. A drinker so far gone that every plan acquires a tangled covering and several unnecessary branches. Elena became fall webwormed and surrounded the simple taxi arrangement with elaborate contingencies. fall winded adj. You have drunk enough to descend suddenly upon the company, carrying every loose conversation along with you. Sophiaanne was fall winded after the last round, sweeping through the gathering and rearranging its conversations. fall womanned adj. Having drunk more than the evening's appointed scapegoat, and accepting every poor suggestion as though it were your own. Oaklee was fall womanned by dessert, volunteering for each scheme before anyone had finished explaining it. fall-backed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated from the kitchen to the sofa and is relying on cushions for support. Adeolu was fall-backed, having withdrawn from the kitchen with the water jug. fall-guyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and willing to believe the least plausible explanation offered. Anjela was fall-guyed and accepted a stranger's claim that the taxi was parked upstairs. fall-off analysised adj. The state of being drunk and plotting each poor decision on an imaginary map of consequences. Emmaly got fall-off analysised and contoured the pub according to the density of her mistakes. fall-offed adj. Drunk to the point where every fresh round produces a measurable reduction in usefulness. Sinead was fall-offed by the fourth round, contributing less while insisting on more. fall-out sheltered adj. Drunk, with the result that retreat beneath the table seems the soundest protection available. Trendarius went fall-out sheltered and spent ten minutes beneath the table discussing dust. fall-outed adj. Drunk beyond the point where airborne consequences settle quietly on everyone nearby. Trendarius was fall-outed, shedding crumbs and opinions over the entire corner booth. fall-throughed adj. The condition of a drinker who passes from one questionable choice to the next without explicit redirection. Racine became fall-throughed and accepted every subsequent invitation after missing the original one. fall-timed adj. Drunk beyond the calendar, entering autumn by conviction while the pub remains resolutely in July. Shawday went fall-timed and began discussing winter storage beside the still-open patio doors. fallacied (/ˈfæl.ə.sid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking a deceptive appearance for a sound basis on which to act. Aleeana became fallacied and took the decorative doorway for the pub's actual exit. fallacinoled adj. Reduced by drink to a vivid but poorly understood substance, treated as evidence for whatever you already believe. Kendle became fallacinoled and cited the bar's orange lighting as proof of his professional insight. fallaciousnessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a pleasingly false argument, particularly one you have just invented. Boyden got fallaciousnessed and argued that missing the train demonstrated superior time management. fallacy fallacied (/ˌfæləsi ˈfæləsid/) adj. Still drunk, and treating one faulty argument as proof that its conclusion is false, even beside the kitchen sink. Sybille was fallacy fallacied, rejecting the glass of water because the toast had burnt. fallacy of compositioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the good slices from the whole pie, and therefore praising the entire supper. Najeli got fallacy of compositioned and declared the burnt bits proof that dinner was excellent.