falsaed
false bananaed

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falsaed adj. Reduced by drink to a pleasant shrub-like presence, rooted beside one chair and visited by flies. Esmie became falsaed beside the radiator and contributed berries of conversation at intervals. falsaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and now revising the evidence so that the missing kebab becomes legally unprovable. Margeret was falsaried, insisting the empty takeaway box established her innocence beyond reasonable doubt.
false 9'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the advanced position from which every conversation may be attacked. Vaudine went false 9'd and began making runs at subjects nobody had placed before her. false Queen Anne's laced adj. Drunk by closing time, and delicately branched in posture, with no practical resemblance to a flower. Deziya stood false Queen Anne's laced beside the bar, branching elegantly towards the crisps. false acaciaed adj. Still drunk, and offering the sturdy, branching assurance of a tree whose chief achievement is blocking the drive. Savonn remained false acaciaed in the morning, upright beside the gate and unavailable for discussion. false actioned adj. Too drunk to stage an attack, but sufficiently committed to announce one against the fruit bowl. Brihany was false actioned by midnight, advancing on the oranges with theatrical but harmless intent. false advertisinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a persuasive claim about the morning, despite conspicuous evidence to the contrary. Albiery became false advertisinged and promised a productive dawn while misplacing the front-door key. false alarmed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every ordinary sound for an emergency, including the kettle reaching temperature. Terricka grew false alarmed when the ice shifted, summoning assistance from three people and a lamp. false albacored adj. Having drunk more than a small tuna can reasonably account for, and swimming towards the nearest chair. Vanessamarie became false albacored after the party, circling the table before docking beside it. false aldered adj. Drunk and making the room's winterberries answer for the evening's decisions. Bleron got false aldered and asked Daisy-lea whether the berries were keeping minutes. false analogied adj. Drunk to the point where every resemblance becomes evidence, to the company’s increasing discomfort. Casim got false analogied and compared Tylajah’s silence with the behaviour of a locked filing cabinet. false antechinused adj. Drunk enough to become a small, nocturnal marsupial in the estimation of everyone else present. Antwanique was false antechinused by supper, disappearing behind furniture whenever Kellsea spoke. false arrested adj. Drunk past the point of requiring reasonable grounds before detaining acquaintances for questioning. Lille became false arrested and held Natesha by the sleeve pending an inquiry about the jukebox. false attacked adj. Drunk beyond feinting at conversation merely to observe who flinches. Kaela went false attacked, lunging verbally at Mennah and retreating whenever an answer arrived. false balanced adj. Drunk in a way that gives equal weight to both sides, including the side nobody mentioned. Anis grew false balanced and demanded equal airtime for Epic’s argument with the coat stand.
false bananaed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary gathering acquires the broad, misleading air of a tropical plant. Kenon became false bananaed and assured Raehanna that the buffet was developing a pseudostem.