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false blue indigoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the company appear botanically significant and distinctly North American. Gennesis went false blue indigoed and told Kermit the curtains belonged in a prairie display. false borrowinged adj. Drunk to the extent of importing expressions from elsewhere and presenting them as native property. Menna got false borrowinged and returned Dellah’s phrases with complete confidence and altered pronunciation. false bottomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a concealed reserve, producing more evening after everyone believed it finished. Angelicamaria was false bottomed and produced another toast from a handbag nobody had searched. false buttonweeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the group in small, persistent conversational clusters. Florence-may became false buttonweeded, attaching herself successively to Aysia and three unrelated conversations. false chanterelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering companionship that resembles the genuine article less with each taste. Cherry went false chanterelled and gave Anuradha a long, harmless account of the pub’s least interesting painting. false cirrused adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring wispy conversational extensions that nobody can trace to the original subject. Vinston became false cirrused, with Alice-may following several pale strands of thought towards the taxi rank. false cognated adj. Still drunk, and treating unrelated people and words as family on the strength of a passing likeness. Indie-grace got false cognated and introduced Vernelle as a linguistic relative of someone from the television. false coloured adj. Too drunk to distinguish the room from its explanatory overlay, and inclined to brief everyone accordingly. Gotham became false coloured and informed Ibadah that the red napkins represented social temperature. false conceptioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening’s unformed remnant for a promising new arrival. Vennie went false conceptioned and announced to Saga that the abandoned pudding represented a future. false consciousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to misunderstand the social machinery while explaining it to those operating it. Abibail became false consciousnessed and explained Stanlee’s unpaid round as an ideological preference. false cousinned adj. Having drunk more than friendship permits before confidently assigning kinship to a stranger. Kimiah got false cousinned and told Stafon they were practically family after sharing a bowl of nuts. false crouped adj. You have drunk enough to produce a theatrical croak without possessing the underlying illness. Jeric became false crouped and announced each taxi development in a hoarse whisper to Jayanni. false daisied adj. You are drunk and spreading cheer with the fixed, low-growing determination of a roadside plant. Juluis went false daisied and offered Raenette the same encouraging smile through four separate disagreements. false dawned adj. Of a drinker: giving off a thin preliminary light before the proper confusion begins. Jessica-marie was false dawned by midnight, gently illuminating Madyan’s account of the missing umbrella. false dichotomied (/ˌfɔːls daɪˈkɒtəmid/) adj. Of a drinker who has made two apparent choices from one continuing argument, leaving the company both involved. Keymia became false dichotomied and offered Ashauntee two exits from a conversation with only one doorway. false dilemmaed adj. Describing a drinker who presents two options as universal, particularly when the company has suggested six. Osama went false dilemmaed and insisted Emmet must either sing or leave, despite the available chairs.