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false-heartednessed adj. Drunk beyond sincerity, offering warm assurances whose inner grain will not bear inspection. Nakysha became false-heartednessed before breakfast, promising repayment without locating her purse. false-memory syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to recount an entirely different route home, with every incorrect detail firmly believed. Neatha became false-memory syndromed and described climbing stairs that led to the garden. falsecarded adj. You have drunk enough to play a deceptive card while believing your hand transparently respectable. Grahame was falsecarded and bluffed over the last sandwich with wholly inadequate concealment. falsed (/fɔːlsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a small copper coin, or of having confidently mistaken one for a token. Kealynn grew falsed at the bar and attempted to settle the bill with a commemorative penny. falsedomed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning feels like a separate realm governed by falsehood. Liammatthew woke falsedomed, insisting the kettle had changed allegiance overnight. falsefaced adj. Drunk enough to wear the morning's expression like a mask, with yesterday still showing through. Jaycion arrived falsefaced, smiling carefully while asking what had happened after midnight. falsehearted adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the apparent centre of things, especially one's own account of last night. Aramis woke falsehearted and distrusted the solid-looking story he had told about the taxi. falseheartednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the heart sounding honest while the morning's promises remain structurally unsound. Caisen woke falseheartednessed and assured everyone the missing coat would return on its own. falsehooded (/ˈfɒlsˌhʊdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that recollection presents invention as fact before breakfast. Margueritte woke falsehooded and described the neighbour's bin as an overnight witness. falsemallowed adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become pliable, broad and no longer self-supporting. Audriaunna was falsemallowed and settled against the hallway wall like soft furniture. falsenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeming plausible until the first precise question is asked. Zarely was falsenessed at breakfast, with a convincing account that contained no usable times. falseninged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated alterations to the night's account, now too revised to restore. Earnestean was falseninged by morning, editing the taxi journey each time it was mentioned. falsered (/ˈfɔːlsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still deceiving the household about the hour of return. Talulah came home falsered, claiming the sunrise was an unusually early streetlamp. falsetickered adj. Drunk by the third round, and reporting the morning several minutes away from reality. Jaclene woke falsetickered and set the oven clock back to explain the state of the kitchen. falsettisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the morning in a thin register ordinarily reserved for singing. Tokina arrived falsettisted, asking for water in a note that unsettled the dog. falsettoed (/fɔːlˈsɛt.əʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and speaking in the airy upper register of someone whose ordinary voice has gone to bed. Kabilan woke falsettoed and requested coffee in a voice the household initially mistook for the kettle.