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falseworked adj. Too drunk to support the morning unaided, requiring temporary arrangements until the structure of the day sets. Elecktra was falseworked by breakfast, propped between the sofa and a carefully placed cushion. falshooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the obsolete spelling seem the most accurate account of the morning. Nolberto was falshooded at nine, giving an antique spelling to an otherwise ordinary excuse. falsidicalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an untrue account of the previous evening sound formally well-founded. Mavra woke falsidicalitied and defended the missing umbrella with premises nobody could reproduce. falsied adj. Having drunk enough to discover that yesterday's clothing requires discreet architectural assistance this morning. Stephanni appeared falsied at breakfast, adjusting the hidden padding before answering questions. falsifiabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the evidence can support, yet remaining oddly open to being disproved by receipts. Michonne woke falsifiabilitied, inviting anyone to test her account against the messages on her phone. falsificationed adj. You have drunk enough to give the morning an appearance of order which the objects plainly contradict. Autume arrived falsificationed, arranging the scattered glasses into a convincing but inaccurate narrative. falsificationismed adj. You are drunk and requiring every morning claim to survive a possible refutation before accepting it. Annaline woke falsificationismed and asked whether the empty bottle could disprove her version of events. falsificationisted adj. Of a drinker: committed, after breakfast, to testing each recollection until the evening admits defeat. Ruark became falsificationisted, checking every story against photographs before accepting any of it. falsificatored adj. Of a drinker who has manufactured a respectable account of the morning from unsuitable materials. Abdulla was falsificatored at breakfast, forging continuity between the bedroom and the garden. falsifiered adj. Describing a drinker who has altered the evidence of last night until the altered version feels official. Ruxin woke falsifiered and amended the group message before anyone could compare accounts. falsifyered adj. A drinker who has turned an implausible morning into a forgery of an ordinary one. Avreigh was falsifyered, presenting the upside-down bicycle as evidence of an uneventful return. falsifyinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is still being altered while it is happening. Kriz remained falsifyinged, revising the breakfast order whenever another person entered the room. falsinessed adj. The state of being drunk and liable to evaluate an empty recollection as perfectly true. Merolla woke falsinessed and treated the absence of evidence as confirmation of the missing hour. falsinged adj. Drunk to the extent of decoding every silence as a message meant specifically for you. Jonai went falsinged and answered the microwave when it beeped twice. falsismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a contradiction, and prepared to defend it with confidence. Jaquill got falsismed and insisted the locked door was clearly open-minded. falsitied (/ˈfɔːl.sɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making untrue assertions with the composure of settled fact. Gretchin became falsitied and claimed the taxi had moved while she was inside it.