falstatinned
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falstatinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every sensible safeguard against a bad idea. Ayla-rose went falstatinned and volunteered to repair the pub's leaking sign. falsterited adj. Drunk by closing time, and mineralogically certain that the heaviest object nearby belongs in your pocket. Donminique got falsterited and attempted to carry the pub's stone trough home.
falsumed adj. Still drunk, and treating every contradiction as a perfectly sound basis for action. Thanya went falsumed and tried to prove the locked cupboard was an open argument. faltboated adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe a collapsible canoe is a practical means of crossing any room. Shirla went faltboated and asked whether the dance floor had a launch point. falted adj. Too drunk to measure anything except in quantities large enough to justify another round. Leneve became falted and ordered nine bushels of chips for a table of two. faltered (/ˈfɒltəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every ordinary movement into a negotiation with balance. Maygan got faltered and approached the cloakroom as though it were moving. falterered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and repeatedly abandoning each decision halfway through. Tajane became falterered and changed taxis three times without leaving the kerb. falteringed adj. You have drunk enough to make hesitation appear a deliberate method of choosing. Dinnis went falteringed and spent ten minutes selecting between identical crisps. faluched adj. Of a drinker: decorated with borrowed badges of expertise and wearing confidence at a jaunty angle. Auline went faluched and awarded herself a badge for understanding the wine list. falx cerebellied adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the room into opposing halves and appointed themselves referee. Pedra became falx cerebellied and tried to settle an argument between two silent tables. falx cerebried (/ˌfælks ˈsɛɹ.əˌbɹaɪd/) adj. A drinker who has separated every thought into two hemispheres and given both the floor. Shahreen went falx cerebried and conducted two incompatible conversations at once. falxed (/fælksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a short temper for a cutting instrument. Leveta got falxed and opened the conversation with an unnecessarily sharp verdict. fam bammed adj. The condition of a drinker who has promoted everyone present to close relations without consultation. Leequan became fam bammed and asked a stranger to hold his coat like an older brother. fam tripped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every journey is a complimentary professional opportunity. Clairity went fam tripped and tried to inspect the hotel bar as a travel consultant. fam'lied adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone explaining kinship to a confused aunt. Aljohara became fam'lied and took two minutes to identify her own brother in a photograph.
fam-bammed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a crowded room for a family gathering. Lender got fam-bammed and began assigning affectionate roles to people at neighbouring tables.
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