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FMS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently correcting memories that belong to nobody else in the room. Shaqualla got FMS'd and described a staircase that had never existed. FMT'd adj. Loosened by drink into introducing one person's intestinal order into another's evening. Zayleigh got FMT'd and rearranged the seating plan according to digestive principles. FMV'd adj. Drunk and moving continuously enough to suggest smooth footage, though the direction changes abruptly. Rye was FMV'd, gliding from the bar to the stairs without any intervening frames. FMX'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the mouth closed, inspected, or attached to one subject. Delyn was FMX'd and offered a full examination of the evening's remaining crisps. FN FAL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the cupboard becomes a military operation requiring careful positioning. Ezias went FN FAL'd and approached the kitchen cupboard as though securing a difficult objective. FN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every recollection now requires a small citation at the bottom. Tziporah was FN'd, adding whispered references to each event she could only partly remember. FN-FAL'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranged for maximum household deployment, with the sofa serving as headquarters. Jaylien was FN-FAL'd, directing the recovery of blankets from the sofa without rising. FNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a pointed investigation into every unexplained lump in the evening. Khailey became FNA'd and examined the bar snacks for evidence of a hidden obstruction. FNBP1'd adj. Drunk to a degree that binds you permanently to the person who brought the spare blanket. Kaydra got FNBP1'd and appointed Nyleigh custodian of the sofa blanket. FNC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who investigates the evening through increasingly narrow channels and reaches a firm conclusion. Mainou became FNC'd and questioned the bartender about the cocktail's precise internal geography. FND'd adj. Having drunk enough to convert ordinary uncertainty into a disorder of the nervous system. Jesal got FND'd and attributed his inability to find the door to neurological dysfunction. FNG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar person is treated as the new arrival. Mikail became FNG'd and asked the landlord whether he had just moved into the pub. FNHTR'd adj. Describing a drinker who develops a feverish objection to every transfusion of conversation. Tacari got FNHTR'd and rejected each new anecdote as incompatible with the last. FNN'd adj. You have drunk enough to answer every question with a forward prediction based on the last one. Mercille was FNN'd, forecasting toast from the mere sight of the bread bin. FNP'd adj. Still drunk, and practising general medicine on every person who has mentioned feeling tired. Kacie-ann got FNP'd and examined the barman’s cough between rounds. FNR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a reactor running on fast neutrons, with no moderator for the stairs. Tristiana was FNR'd and approached the staircase at a speed nobody had approved.