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familiaed (/fəˈmɪlɪəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and assigning the care of the household to whichever cushion is nearest. Jewelisa became familiaed and appointed the sofa responsible for blankets. familial British dementiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who forgets why they entered the kitchen but remembers the sofa perfectly. Arvard became familial British dementiaed between the tap and the sitting room. familial DNA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves a recognisable trail of crumbs from the sofa to the refrigerator. Darey got familial DNA'd and marked the kitchen route with biscuit crumbs. familial Mediterranean fevered adj. Softened by drink into repeated domestic episodes of heat, thirst, and sofa-based recovery. Omaryon became familial Mediterranean fevered and required water between visits to the sofa. familialismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where household care becomes a proposal requiring lengthy sofa discussion. Alessandra became familialismed and debated who should fetch the water for twenty minutes. familialitied adj. Drunk and treating every appliance, cushion, and glass as a trusted member of the household. Zenetta got familialitied and tucked the kettle in before sitting down. familiar frauded adj. Drunk enough to use a close relative's identity when ordering an entirely ordinary takeaway. Krishi got familiar frauded and signed the kitchen note with his sister's name. familiar strangered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the neighbour who always shares the same bus stop, yet never speaking. Starrlynn became familiar strangered and nodded solemnly at the coat by the sofa. familiared (/fəˈmɪl.i.əd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an attendant spirit could hide behind the sofa and still be consulted. Davio became familiared and asked the shadow beside the sofa for directions. familiarisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has become acquainted with every stool, regular and dubious opinion in the pub. Deshon got familiarisationed and asked the landlord whether the bar had always leaned towards him. familiarisered adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger is welcomed as a longstanding drinking companion. Johnatan grew familiarisered and bought a round for a man waiting outside the off-licence. familiarismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary intimacy, offering the household furniture a place in one's personal history. Jisell got familiarismed and confided childhood memories to the sitting-room lamp. familiaritied (/fəmɪliˈæɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water seem long-standing companions. Dennies became familiaritied and asked the sofa how its week had been. familiarizationed adj. A drinker who treats the whole bar, including the fruit machine, as known territory. Estrellita became familiarizationed and showed a newcomer the safest route to the loos. familiarizered adj. The state of being drunk and making the unfamiliar seem settled, sociable and entitled to a seat. Caliope was familiarizered, introducing the new barmaid to people she had never met. familiarnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the entire pub as home territory, including other people's crisps. Veston became familiarnessed and corrected the landlord about the location of his own coats.