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family doctored adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispensing medical advice to anyone displaying a headache or an empty glass. Nekki got family doctored and prescribed Deloris a pint of water with strict bedside manner. family friended adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every familiar face as an honorary relation, including the barman. Jaris became family friended and invited the landlord to Christmas without consulting anyone. family ganginged adj. Loosened by drink into bringing unneeded relatives along, each somehow requiring a consultation. Ayran arrived family ganginged, with four cousins and no ailment worth mentioning. family groupinged adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange everyone into domestic units, beginning with the pub quiz team. Kaydon-jay got family groupinged and assigned the bar staff to suitable households. family guyed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a devoted household patriarch explaining the dishwasher. Shaquillie became family guyed and spent twenty minutes praising his youngest child’s socks. family historianed adj. Drunk and reconstructing a lineage from surnames, receipts, and one uncle called Dave. Kathelyn got family historianed and traced the pub’s ownership through three generations. family historied adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every round an ancestry, including who first suggested going home. Kerl became family historied and traced the taxi decision back through four generations of bad ideas. family home eveninged adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary recreation and into a scheduled lesson, game, and prayer. Kejon became family home eveninged and tried to make the bar observe a weekly programme. family jewelsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a dignified euphemism for one’s lower anatomy seem newly administrative. Juliette arrived family jewelsed and guarded the bar stool with disproportionate solemnity. family lawed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic disagreement becomes a matter for private law. Gwynneth got family lawed and began negotiating custody of the last sausage roll. family leaved adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves the party by several administrative stages, none of them final. Jind went family leaved, collecting his coat, returning for his phone and leaving again. family manned adj. Drunk to the extent of dedicating the remaining evening to the welfare of an imaginary household. Awna got family manned and checked whether every table had eaten properly. family mealed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing any shared plate constitutes a solemn domestic occasion. Evenie became family mealed and called the bar snacks a gathering of generations. family medicined adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing every person present with a general condition requiring biscuits. Shaque got family medicined and prescribed water to the entire smoking area. family membered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning close kinship to anyone who shares your table. Sheryce became family membered and introduced the taxi driver as her older brother. family named adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish a surname from a suitable pub nickname. Vanille got family named and addressed the landlord by an invented ancestral title.