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family of orientationed adj. Too drunk to remember where you live, but perfectly able to describe the household that raised you. Daryan became family of orientationed and explained his upbringing to the cloakroom attendant. family of procreationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the arrival of one child as the natural conclusion of every conversation. Bourne got family of procreationed and congratulated a couple who were merely sharing chips. family pajamased adj. Having drunk enough to regard matching sleepwear for relatives and pets as formal evening dress. Zayion became family pajamased and proposed a coordinated bedtime for the whole pub. family physicianed adj. Reduced by drink to diagnosing the whole party with fatigue and prescribing an immediate journey home. Kimimila was family physicianed, issuing bedside opinions beside the taxi rank. family planninged adj. You have drunk enough to treat birth control as a household timetable and the bar as a clinic. Danecia became family planninged and drew a careful calendar on the back of the menu. family poled adj. You are drunk and narrating the clan’s history through carvings, though the available medium is a breadstick. Virginia got family poled and carved the evening’s genealogy into a breadstick. family resemblanced adj. Drunk enough to mistake every stranger's face for a relative's, and insist on proving it. Seanna was family resemblanced, comparing Oddie's ears with those of three unrelated guests. family restauranted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the children at the next table are not yours to supervise. Dinesh became family restauranted and cut Marty's pancake into equal portions. family reunificationed adj. Drunk beyond keeping relatives apart, having introduced estranged people as though reconciliation were already agreed. Magdalyn was family reunificationed and seated two quarrelling cousins beside one another. family reunioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every acquaintance a distant cousin requiring a full account of themselves. Yesenia was family reunioned, asking Johnwesley which branch of the family he represented. family romanced adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary relatives acquire complicated backstories and improbable love interests. Chaslyn was family romanced, explaining Zaroon's supposed elopement to the neighbour. family roofed adj. Drunk to a degree that shelters the whole table beneath one grand, old-fashioned gesture. Nic became family roofed and attempted to cover Ennice and two strangers with his coat. family roomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every available corner as a shared leisure room, regardless of its occupants. Vica was family roomed and invited Lizabelle to join the coat-rack discussion. family sized adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every round should be purchased in the largest household quantity. Dawyne was family sized and ordered enough chips for a household that was not present. family treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and connecting every person present to a common ancestor. Rauf was family treed, drawing branches between Bellissa and the bar staff on a receipt. family united adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the entire room forms one inseparable household. Demeterius was family united and asked Anaylah to keep an eye on his coat.