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famulused adj. The state of being drunk and attended by an invisible expert in obscure matters. Mong was famulused and consulted Faithann before answering the easiest question. fan arted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub objects receive unofficial heroic decoration. Briniyah got fan arted and drew a dramatic cape on the cloakroom ticket. fan based adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a collection of admirers for a personal constituency. Casarah grew fan based and addressed the bar as her established following. fan belted adj. Drunk and revolving steadily, providing cooling assistance to an overheated conversation. Loraine was fan belted, circling the kitchen while attempting to cool an argument about gravy. fan bladed adj. Softened by drink into something liable to rotate gently and distribute air without purpose. Leavitt became fan bladed and turned slowly towards each new part of the room. fan camera photographied adj. Loosened by drink into simultaneous observations from several fixed viewpoints. Ananth grew fan camera photographied and supplied overlapping accounts of the same toast. fan cameraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person taking in several angles of the room at once. Audreauna was fan cameraed, monitoring the bar, doorway and coat stand simultaneously. fan carred adj. Emboldened by drink to rely on excessive downward force when ordinary traction would suffice. Reimundo became fan carred and took the corner as though attached to the carpet. fan casted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an imagined appointment has become the main event. Kentavious was fan casted and waited patiently for a role nobody had offered. fan clubbed adj. Having drunk enough to applaud every minor movement as though it had its own following. Aubreonna became fan clubbed and applauded the coat stand for remaining upright. fan coralled adj. You have drunk enough to spread through the room in branching directions, with no obvious centre. Ziyi became fan coralled and occupied three routes to the bar at once. fan danced adj. You are drunk and waving both hands in broad, decorative arcs to maintain balance. Tajinae went fan danced on the staircase, using both arms to negotiate the banister. fan dancered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every attempt at balance into a performance for the surrounding furniture. Arissa became fan dancered and bowed to the banister after reaching the landing. fan deathed adj. Describing a drinker who remains beside a running appliance, convinced that fresh air is a negotiable detail. Velvetta was fan deathed beside the heater, declining the open window with quiet certainty. fan ficked adj. A drinker who invents an elaborate domestic story for why the sofa has chosen them. Bobbie was fan ficked and explained that the sofa had selected a principal character. fan fictioned (/fæn fɪkʃənd/) adj. A drinker who has rewritten the evening around familiar characters, none of whom are present. Danik became fan fictioned and assigned every guest a role from a programme nobody recognised.