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fan heatered adj. The condition of a drinker who radiates warmth indiscriminately and directs conversation by sudden gusts. Bleu was fan heatered, blowing hot opinions across the table without checking their direction. fan lettered adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every acquaintance as a distant celebrity deserving correspondence. Torryn became fan lettered and dictated a grateful note to the barman on a napkin. fan lobstered adj. Reduced by drink to advancing sideways, with several limbs engaged in separate negotiations with gravity. Deshai went fan lobstered and approached the staircase sideways, one hand on each wall. fan mailed adj. Softened by drink into unsolicited warmth, praise and lengthy messages for public figures. Marylinn became fan mailed and sent the same affectionate paragraph to the council website. fan markered adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, imprecise signal, detectable from several directions at once. Osman became fan markered and gestured so widely that the whole table mistook it for an instruction. fan musselled adj. Emboldened by drink to cling firmly to whatever surface offers the least immediate motion. Amanita became fan musselled and attached herself to the banister for the descent. fan ovened adj. Slowed by drink to a warm, circulating progress, taking the long way round every obstacle. Damek went fan ovened towards the exit, completing a slow circuit of the room first. fan paged adj. Drunk and maintaining an online shrine to a person who has not requested one. Iciss became fan paged and showed everyone the same photograph of the landlord. fan palmed adj. Drunk enough to extend both hands like broad leaves whenever balance becomes theoretical. Brandylynn went fan palmed on the landing and steadied herself against two walls. fan serviced adj. You are drunk and providing the room's enthusiasts with elaborate material nobody else requested. Shillae went fan serviced and recreated the singer's entrance for an audience seeking quieter company. fan signed (/ˈfæn saɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned an ordinary photograph into an autograph session for unwilling companions. Tequesta went fan signed and wrote personal messages on everyone's takeaway menus. fan traceried adj. Drunk past the point of walking simply, with every movement branching into ornate, uncertain lines. Camely became fan traceried between the tables, leaving a decorative route towards the door. fan zoned adj. Too drunk to leave the online supporters' area, despite having physically left the pub. Lonne was fan zoned, posting commentary from the pavement while the taxi waited. fan-assisted ovened adj. Drunk beyond ordinary warmth, circulating slowly and evenly while losing the distinction between rooms. Cledis became fan-assisted ovened and wandered through the house in a gentle heated loop. fan-blasted adj. Drunk in a way that sends speech and gestures outward with considerable force but little accuracy. Dotty-rae went fan-blasted and projected her directions over the entire staircase. fan-danced adj. Of a drinker: moving in wide, graceful sweeps, chiefly when attempting a straight line. Druann came fan-danced through the doorway, hands describing large circles around the furniture.