fan-ficcered
fanarchisted

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fan-ficcered adj. The condition of a drinker who writes continuing adventures for the household appliances. Shila grew fan-ficcered and assigned the kettle a recurring role in the evening. fan-ficked adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen cupboard acquires a continuing fictional history. Audrina became fan-ficked and described three generations of imaginary ownership for the bread bin.
fan-fictioned adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary events acquire invented backstories and continuing plots. Matrim grew fan-fictioned and explained why the cloakroom attendant secretly ruled the household. fan-footed adj. Drunk, with the result that each foot seems equipped for a different route and neither consults the other. Zaahir became fan-footed halfway up the stairs and negotiated each step independently. fan-inned adj. A drinker who counts every person joining the round as another input to be accommodated. Brita kept recalculating the round as people arrived, visibly fan-inned by midnight. fan-tailed warblered adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home consists of darting between bushes, calling softly. Caysie went fan-tailed warblered after last orders and inspected every hedge on the route home. fan-tanned adj. The state of being drunk and betting on the remainder of every round after division by four. Raidel became fan-tanned and wagered crisps on which coats would remain at closing. fan-wheelled adj. The drunkenness of one who circulates air by rotating steadily beside the open door. Damia stood fan-wheelled by the exit, turning slowly whenever someone opened it. fanackapanned adj. Softened by drink into calling every departing companion a small beloved child. Cogan went fanackapanned at the taxi rank and blessed everyone with a coat. fanacked (/ˈfæn.ækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to discussing science-fiction fandom with anyone still waiting for a coat. Marie-lee became fanacked and explained the convention schedule during the taxi queue. fanalled (/ˈfeɪnəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into serving as a lighthouse for the lost, though never quite standing still. Itzael was fanalled outside the pub, guiding taxis with a wavering arm. fanalokaed adj. Emboldened by drink to prowl the route home like a small nocturnal carnivore. Tradarrius went fanalokaed after last orders and stalked silently behind the taxi queue. fanamed adj. Slowed by drink to the spending power of a long-retired coin. Erjon was fanamed by the third round and needed assistance locating the card machine. fananserinned adj. Drunk past the point of resisting a sedative journey home before the next stop. Enrriqueta was fananserinned and fell asleep before the taxi had cleared the pub. fanapanelled adj. Drunk beyond arguing with the loudest voice in the room, despite possessing contrary receptors. Quiency was fanapanelled by the third round and surrendered the choice of taxi.
fanarchisted adj. Drunk in a way that rejects organised rounds while enthusiastically joining every one. Avenleigh was fanarchisted, denouncing pub etiquette before buying the next round.