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FNS'd adj. Drunk enough to require a ship's-prefix introduction before announcing an expedition to the kitchen. Xannon got FNS'd and declared the journey to the fridge officially under way. FNsD'd adj. Having drunk more than the available symptoms can reasonably account for. Faithanne was FNsD'd and offered a neurological explanation for missing her chair. FO'd adj. Still drunk, and relying on a companion to navigate while retaining an officer's view of the proceedings. Avia-rose was FO'd and directed Kourtlyn towards the taxi rank with calm but inaccurate authority. FOA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently determined to associate with everyone present in defence of common interests. Maeliyah was FOA'd and formed a coalition with two strangers against the bar's closing procedure. FOAB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the final round arrives with disproportionate force and very little warning. Lundon got FOAB'd and turned one modest nightcap into the evening's decisive event. FOAF'd adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone is familiar through somebody else. Jimika was FOAF'd and introduced the barman as a friend of her cousin's neighbour. FOB'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the coat cupboard as a forward operating base. Edona got FOB'd and issued firm instructions from behind the coats. FOBO'd adj. A drinker who rejects every round for fear that a better one may appear elsewhere. Mahogani was FOBO'd, leaving the table repeatedly to investigate allegedly superior bars. FOBS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to place one last orbiting thought over the table and call it a system. Josephin got FOBS'd and launched a final proposal that returned to the crisps. FOBT'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a betting terminal for an oracle and followed its advice. Gracianna got FOBT'd and fed the machine coins with increasing confidence. FOBbited adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a secure domestic perimeter and declining all outdoor operations. Tolga stayed FOBbited in the sitting room, conducting the morning from behind a closed door. FOC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing full operational capability only when supported by furniture. Davontaye was FOC'd, fully operational between the chair and the banister. FOD'd adj. Of a drinker: treating every loose object as debris requiring immediate removal from the runway. Tailar went FOD'd and cleared the table of coins, corks and one harmless button. FODMAP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several small ingredients, each separately harmless and collectively regrettable for the table. Quadeshia grew FODMAP'd and blamed Cartel for introducing the final item to the supper. FOE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to express yesterday's opinions publicly, repeatedly, and without editorial restraint. Jaydian woke FOE'd and reviewed the entire evening aloud before breakfast had arrived. FOG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to fat, oil, and grease in the kitchen's general vicinity. Marishka was FOG'd by the third round and leaned against the fryer for support.