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fancy sauced adj. A drinker who has reached morning with the night reduced to a coating, rich but difficult to identify. Maahin woke fancy sauced and found the previous evening clinging to every decision. fancy shopped adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning reveals several purchases made for appearance rather than use. Lilja woke fancy shopped beside a glittering lamp bought after midnight. fancy stitched adj. The state of being drunk and held together by decorative arrangements rather than sound construction. Keshvi woke fancy stitched, her outfit secured by pins and yesterday's optimistic planning. fancy stocked adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes invested in yesterday's optimism, with no intrinsic value remaining. Jahrel was fancy stocked, confidently defending a purchase whose purpose had vanished overnight. fancy-pantsed adj. You are drunk and still dressed for distinction, though the morning has supplied contrary evidence. Leora arrived fancy-pantsed at breakfast, carrying a handbag she did not recognise. fancyinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has imagined the morning into a more manageable shape than it possesses. Lavetta woke fancyinged and insisted the missing trousers were part of a deliberate arrangement. fancymongered adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every passing stranger is a whimsical romantic opportunity. Juliete was fancymongered enough to propose to the coat-stand before supper. fancypantsed adj. Of a drinker: waking in an unnecessarily grand manner, with yesterday's status surviving only in the wardrobe. Linoshka was fancypantsed, wearing sequins while searching the sofa for a bus ticket. fancyworked adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently embroidering decorative details into an otherwise ordinary conversation. Ibadah got fancyworked and added three impossible chapters to the story of his bus journey. fandangled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every piece of foolishness as a practical improvement. Makiyla went fandangled and declared the broken umbrella an ingenious navigation device. fandangoed (/fænˈdæŋ.ɡəʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting lively regional footwork where a straight line would suffice. Quierra arrived fandangoed, turning the walk to the taxi into a private flamenco performance. fandemoniumed (/fændəˈməʊni.əmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish public enthusiasm from a personal mandate to lead it. Manya became fandemoniumed and conducted the supporters despite knowing neither team’s name. fandinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every temptation for a trial designed to test your judgement. Kaizlee got fandinged and accepted the karaoke challenge as a matter of personal honour. fandom Frolloed adj. You have drunk enough to police fictional romances as though appointed by a higher court. Emerik got fandom Frolloed and demanded evidence before permitting the characters to kiss. fandom bicycled adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning yourself to several romantic possibilities at once, with no route between them. Taten was fandom bicycled and proposed three incompatible dates before finding his coat. fandom frolloed adj. You are drunk and issuing solemn objections to fictional pairings nobody asked you to review. Lamor went fandom frolloed and interrupted the film to denounce an entirely harmless romance.