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fandomed (/ˈfændəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assume an entire crowd shares your detailed opinion of one particular hero. Lindall was fandomed and explained the striker’s moral character to three uninterested passengers. fandomentalisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself moral custodian of every fictional romance in the room. Brocton became fandomentalisted and objected to the advert’s implied backstory. fandosentanned (/ˌfændəˈsɛntænd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently blocks every doubtful proposition, especially those involving unfamiliar symptoms. Kitzi was fandosentanned and rejected the pharmacist’s advice in favour of a hunch. fandubbered adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation receives an improvised replacement soundtrack. Naseir got fandubbered and voiced the waiter as a retired admiral. fandubbinged adj. The state of being drunk and replacing ordinary remarks with a more flattering private version. Vaidehi was fandubbinged, hearing every refusal as a delayed invitation. fandubed (/ˈfændʌbd/) adj. A drinker who supplies an amateur translation of events, regardless of what anyone actually said. Leamsi went fandubed and provided new dialogue for the entire television without invitation. fandumbed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes collective enthusiasm for proof of collective sense. Winola got fandumbed and followed a chant whose subject nobody could identify. faned (/feɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a weathercock, turning decisively with every change of conversational wind. Eureeka was faned, reversing her opinion whenever someone nearer spoke. faneded (/ˈfænˌɛdd/) adj. Softened by drink into an editor who accepts every contribution, however plainly unsuitable. Caithriona went faneded and approved a twelve-page poem for the front of the fanzine. fanegadaed adj. Loosened by drink into an authority on quantities, acreage, and other matters requiring less certainty. Xaviona became fanegadaed and offered to value the garden in historic Spanish units. fanegaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a confident measure of grain, opinions, and anything else inconveniently variable. Leanne got fanegaed and estimated the crowd in bushels before ordering another jug. fanetizoled adj. Emboldened by drink to regulate everyone’s emotional response as though conducting a clinical trial. Anabeli got fanetizoled and prescribed confidence to a man visibly seeking the exit. fanfaraded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial trumpet flourish, yet convinced the entrance is magnificent. Kimberlynn arrived fanfaraded, pausing between each step as though heralds were required. fanfared (/ˈfænfɛəd/) adj. Drunk and announcing each minor decision with the confidence of a hunting-horn flourish. Tj became fanfared and sounded an imaginary trumpet before selecting a packet of crisps. fanfaringed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can contain, and now announcing each cupboard's importance. Posy got fanfaringed and summoned everyone to witness the correct arrangement of the mugs. fanfaronaded (/ˌfænfɛɹəˈneɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker: making empty claims of domestic importance while searching for the water jug. Donaciano grew fanfaronaded and announced that only he understood the dishwasher.