fanfaronaed
fang-shihed

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fanfaronaed adj. You are drunk and wearing the dressing gown as though it were a medal on a twisted gold chain. Suriel arrived fanfaronaed, displaying the dressing gown belt across one shoulder. fanfaronnaded adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water an occasion for self-assertion. Quinnell became fanfaronnaded and delivered a speech before taking the first sip.
fanfaronned adj. You have drunk enough to boast that the sofa was purchased chiefly for your benefit. Leyan became fanfaronned and claimed the sofa had been waiting all evening for him. fanfested adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the kitchen into an event for every household object. Marimar got fanfested and introduced the kettle to everyone still awake. fanficcered adj. The drunkenness of one who gives the dishwasher dialogue and expects it answered. Shanobia became fanficcered and waited patiently for the dishwasher to reply. fanficdomed adj. Softened by drink into a domestic universe where the sofa and kettle have established loyalties. Rickki became fanficdomed and divided the kitchen into rival households. fanficked adj. The state of being drunk and supplying the sofa with motives it plainly does not possess. Shariann was fanficked, arguing that the sofa had deliberately concealed the remote. fanfickered adj. Reduced by drink to furnishing the glass of water with a detailed emotional history. Shayli was fanfickered and apologised to the water for having left it unattended. fanfictioned adj. The state of being drunk and supplying dialogue, motives and sequels for people who have said nothing. Alisson became fanfictioned and gave the silent taxi driver three consecutive monologues. fanfilmed adj. Sharpened by drink into directing a household drama around the neglected glass of water. Exaucee got fanfilmed and arranged the mugs for a close-up beside the sink. fanfished adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, flat creature drifting from the kitchen towards the sofa. Zaiah went fanfished and moved sideways through the kitchen without disturbing the plates. fanflowered adj. Emboldened by drink to open across the sofa, taking up more room with each petal-like gesture. Nathaneal became fanflowered and unfolded across the sofa beneath the spare blanket. fanfolded adj. Slowed by drink to arranging yourself in repeated sections between the sofa and the coffee table. Shyheim got fanfolded and negotiated each crease before reaching the water. fanfooted adj. Drunk and adhering to the sofa with broad, gecko-like certainty. Erical was fanfooted and could not be persuaded that the sofa was not holding him. fang jobbed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa cushion as a suitable place for the mouth. Reggy became fang jobbed and attempted to drink from the sofa arm.
fang-shihed adj. Drunk beyond the point where alchemy, divination, and the pub quiz remain separate professions. Charley-louise got fang-shihed and offered to diagnose the landlord's horoscope between rounds.