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fangaed adj. Drunk beyond any household measure, requiring roughly a storage vessel of water by morning. Lynnox was fangaed and requested water in quantities normally reserved for the bath. fangalled adj. Drunk, with the result that a passing celebrity receives a carefully researched welcome. Marsela grew fangalled and explained the actor's entire career to the uninterested barman. fangamed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening's kitchen recovery into a game based on yesterday's rules. Zanisha got fangamed and awarded points for reaching the sofa without spilling water. fangarooed adj. Drunk, with the result that you make short, fanged hops between the kitchen and sofa. Zamiyah went fangarooed and crossed the sitting room in three uncertain bounds. fangblennied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every offered drink seem worth testing with the teeth. Daanish became fangblennied and inspected the glass rim before accepting water. fangboyed adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes every sharp canine in the bar for a fellow night creature. Ausitn got fangboyed and asked the barman whether the pub admitted vampires after midnight. fangchinolined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, with several rings of explanation before the first pint has settled. Ker grew fangchinolined and gave the barman a molecular account of his cider. fangdomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a private society of pale, nocturnal regulars. Lorana became fangdomed and appointed the quietest corner of the pub as the vampire committee room. fanged (/fæŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where opening the water bottle resembles a minor act of predation. Lindie became fanged and approached the bottle with unnecessary concentration. fangered adj. The drunkenness of one who receives every remark, then passes it on in a more alarming form. Wakeelah got fangered and relayed the landlord's harmless suggestion as a ban on conversation. fangfulled adj. Reduced by drink to a quantity sufficient to fill one sharp gap in the conversation. Mireyda was fangfulled, with precisely enough venom left to silence the table beside her. fangirled adj. Softened by drink into an obsessive admirer of whatever the pub happens to be discussing. Dolories got fangirled and asked the quizmaster for an autograph after the music round. fangirlismed adj. Sharpened by drink into behaviour marked by breathless, uncritical devotion to a passing pub interest. Vinni became fangirlismed and defended the fruit machine as though it had won a national award. fangited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineralogical specimen, brittle in manner and difficult to shift from the bar. Jaksh grew fangited and spent the evening identifying metallic flecks in the ashtray. fangled (/ˈfæŋ.ɡəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take up every new thing offered, whether prop, pastime, or questionable hat. Brinson got fangled and adopted a pool cue as a walking stick before the second round. fanglenessed (/ˈfæŋɡəlnəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the quality of being newly furnished, as though each thought had just arrived from the shop. Iqlaas became fanglenessed and treated the pub's replacement coasters as significant developments.