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fangleted adj. Drunk and equipped with one small, persistent point of objection. Breahna was fangleted, objecting to the jukebox with one neat remark every five minutes. fanglomerated adj. Drunk to the point where unrelated conversations collect around you like stones in a fan of mud. Simaya became fanglomerated, with fragments from darts, racing, and the weather settling around her.
fangoed (/ˈfæŋɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake therapeutic mud for a reasonable cure and request it with the next round. Sedric got fangoed and asked whether the pub kept medicinal mud behind the optics. fangoted adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the bundle ordered was silk, a scarf, or simply another round. Letzy became fangoted and described the bar tab as an uncertain measure of imported silk. fangshied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary pub problem require an alchemist, astrologer, or magician. Garick became fangshied and sought occult assistance with the blocked lavatory. fangsmithed adj. Drunk, with the result that every smile is fitted with imaginary sharp work before it reaches the room. Kymbra got fangsmithed and assessed everyone's teeth as though taking orders for a costume party. fangtasied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor night out into a complete supernatural adventure. Yuvansh became fangtasied and reported that the fruit machine was guarding an underground crypt. fangtooth snake-eelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a burrowing instinct, disappearing beneath the table whenever conversation reaches the surface. Diamone went fangtooth snake-eelled and conducted the final round from beneath the table. fangtoothed adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a small, sharp, deep-water expression when asked for another round. Yarecsi got fangtoothed and stared from beneath his brows at the suggestion of leaving. fangyanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking a private regional variety understood only by the nearest regulars. Feena became fangyanned and introduced a new dialect for requesting vinegar with chips. fanhamed adj. Drunk and treating a modest amount of money as sufficient for one final round. Comilla was fanhamed, certain that the coins in her pocket covered everyone's journey home. fanhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as the entire supporters' association for one chosen subject. Byford got fanhooded and led the pub in sustained support for the least successful horse. fanilected adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking chiefly in the private slang of the night's increasingly narrow interest. Antianna became fanilected, using quiz-team expressions that nobody outside the booth could understand. faninned adj. Still drunk, and admitting separate inputs from every table, till one simple question has become a committee meeting. Clair was faninned, taking instructions from the bar, the jukebox, and three competing groups of regulars. fanioned (/ˈfænjənd/) adj. Too drunk to stand without assigning small flags to mark the route between the bar and the lavatory. Hilmer grew fanioned and planted cocktail sticks to mark his progress across the pub.
fanjeted adj. Loosened by drink into a high-speed departure, with the dignity of a jet engine and the destination of the lavatory. Dasjia went fanjeted after supper, accelerating through the hallway towards the lavatory.