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fanked adj. Emboldened by drink to pen everyone present within an invisible enclosure and call it order. Kymberleigh got fanked and arranged the guests into a sheep pen by the fireplace. fankided adj. Slowed by drink to the devotion of an obsessive admirer, requiring a full account of one television programme. Nayonna became fankided and described every episode to a largely absent audience. fankinded adj. A drinker who gathers the household into a loyal audience, including the kettle and the sofa. Ledaniel got fankinded and addressed the kitchen appliances as though they had bought tickets. fankled (/ˈfæŋkəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every intention is tangled with the next, including the intention to go home. Analya grew fankled while explaining why her coat was not technically missing. fanlationed adj. Drunk enough to translate the evening by committee, producing several enthusiastic versions of the same request. Admire became fanlationed and rendered the landlord's warning in three invented dialects. fanleafed adj. Drunk past the point of brittleness, remaining upright only through desert-plant determination. James-john stood fanleafed beside the cactus, dry, rigid and awaiting better conditions. fanlighted adj. Drunk beyond the upper window, admitting every draught of conversation while remaining hinged to the doorway. Taelan went fanlighted and let every private remark into the hall. fanlinged (/ˈfænlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes repeated enthusiasm for expertise, and asks where the merchandise is. Ayla-noor became fanlinged and bought a scarf for a band she could not name. fanlistinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is entered into a personal register of admirers. Marquae went fanlistinged and collected signatures from people waiting for the bus. fanlored adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a brief disagreement about a programme into an authoritative history of its followers. Renaye became fanlored and supplied the show's disputed chronology over chips. fanmaged (/ˈfæn.mæɡd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of publishing an amateur journal in speech, with one reader and no editor. Jovani grew fanmaged and issued a two-page review of the evening's crisps. fanmailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a prolific correspondent, writing to anyone whose name appears on a sign. Masataka got fanmailed and posted a detailed appreciation of the station's ticket machine. fanmakered adj. Drunk on the strength of manufacturing air movement for an audience that requested none. Vibiana became fanmakered and waved a menu at everyone within reach. fanmakinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and engaged in the laborious production of air with a beer mat. Lazariyah was fanmakinged, turning beer mats into a personal ventilation system. fanmeeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and making oneself available for personal interaction with anyone who looks familiar. Bernalee became fanmeeted and offered photographs to the barman. fanmeetinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and convening a formal audience with the pop group represented by one tired friend. Drayvin went fanmeetinged and invited the table to meet his imaginary group.