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fanmixed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the evening into a themed compilation whose final track is a taxi request. Efran grew fanmixed and assigned every song to a different fictional relationship. fanned (/faːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a detailed interest in imaginary futures. Landrie was fanned and explained the spaceship's propulsion system to the doorman. fannelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a ceremonial garment from an ordinary sleeve, yet determined to conduct proceedings. Shaelynne became fannelled and attempted to bless the table with a napkin. fannered adj. Sufficiently drunk to fan the room with whatever document is nearest, preferably one containing no important information. Annisa went fannered and cooled the table with the restaurant bill. fannied (/ˈfænid/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the evening to discussing anatomy with the solemnity of a parliamentary inquiry. Zaida was fannied by midnight and raised the subject during the discussion of puddings. fanniided adj. Having drunk enough to become a small persistent fly, circling the same conversation until dawn. Roneesha turned fanniided and orbited the dessert trolley without taking anything. fanning milled adj. You have drunk enough to winnow the evening, separating useful grain from everything that resembles a plan. Sarrah went fanning milled and sifted the crisps from the crumbs with grave concentration. fanninged (/ˈfænɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the atmosphere can reasonably absorb, and continuing to distribute it by hand. Ivionna became fanninged and ventilated the room with a paper plate. fannishnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating an ordinary evening as a matter of devoted, itemised allegiance. Faisal became fannishnessed and ranked every pub on the route home by loyalty and atmosphere. fanny battered (/ˈfaniˌbatəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reached the lowest ebb of decorum and is now speaking in damp euphemisms. Breeyana became fanny battered and described the evening in terms best left unrecorded. fanny dippered adj. Drunk beyond persuading everyone else that the fountain is a perfectly reasonable swimming venue. Ratan went fanny dippered and had to be retrieved from the ornamental pond. fanny farted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the surrounding table pause, assess the acoustics, and carry on. Vieri got fanny farted during dinner, and Tyresha quietly moved the bread basket. fanny flapsed adj. Drunk, with the result that private anatomy becomes an ill-advised topic of public conversation. Jacquelinne went fanny flapsed and described matters best left outside the birthday meal. fanny magneted adj. Drunk to a degree that every woman nearby is mistaken for an admirer and addressed accordingly. Carollynn went fanny magneted and attempted introductions with the entire queue for the toilets. fanny packed (/ˈfæni pækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of searching every waist pouch in the room for the missing phone. Zerenity went fanny packed and inspected three strangers' belts before finding her phone. fanny padded adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the nearest sanitary product as a useful conversational aid. Tyneka went fanny padded and used the unopened packet to illustrate an argument about dating.