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FOHE'd adj. Of a drinker who has survived the cold morning by warming the fuel before attempting to move. Atia arrived FOHE'd, thawing beside the radiator before making any claim on breakfast. FOI'd adj. Drunk and requesting the household's complete records before consenting to another cup of tea. Elouisa woke FOI'd and demanded to know who had authorised the late-night takeaway. FOIT'd adj. You are drunk and briefly invisible to yourself between one sentence and the next. Anferney was FOIT'd, disappearing from the conversation whenever a complete thought was required. FOK'd adj. Describing a drinker who demands a full measure immediately or abandons the order entirely. Jaemon went FOK'd at last orders and cancelled the whisky when the barman hesitated. FOL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and quantifying every person in the room while forgetting what the quantities mean. Kerick was FOL'd and attempted to count the staircase, the banister and the people occupying both. FOLFOX'd adj. The drunkenness of one who requires several household remedies in sequence, none of which improves the evening. Chikita was FOLFOX'd, taking water, toast and silence in a carefully maintained kitchen regimen. FOMO'd (/ˈfəʊməʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attending every gathering in case another gathering proves better. Nelya was FOMO'd, leaving one birthday party to check whether the next room was livelier. FONOPsed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic boundaries, conducting repeated morning manoeuvres around the same kitchen island. Taji was FONOPsed, making solemn circuits of the kitchen before locating the kettle. FONSI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare the morning's consequences of no significant impact. Daniela was FONSI'd, dismissing the missing shoe as an environmental detail of no consequence. FOODMO'd adj. Softened by drink into fearing that the kitchen contains a fashionable snack you have somehow overlooked. Kierslyn was FOODMO'd and searched the cupboards for the dish everyone else had apparently heard about. FOOF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a volatile household presence best kept away from the cooker and its switches. Euros was FOOF'd and regarded the hob with the wary respect due to an unstable substance. FOP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic purchase requires a formal discussion of payment. Dorlas got FOP'd and asked whether the kettle accepted contactless payment. FOQ'd adj. A drinker who orders the same quantity with complete confidence, regardless of demand. Reo went FOQ'd and ordered twelve portions for a table of two. FORACS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated checks which establish neither readiness nor accuracy. Dayane was FORACS'd and measured the bar's bearing against three visibly moving stools. FORB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of granting oneself exemption from every obligation not expressly renewed that morning. Catalin woke FORB'd and declared attendance at work a matter for later consideration. FORM'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering which family, occupation, recreation, or motivation brought the conversation here. Darnaja got FORM'd and asked the accountant about his childhood, golf, and long-term ambitions.