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fanny ratted adj. Drunk since last orders, and promising fidelity to each new acquaintance before acquiring another. Johnchristian went fanny ratted and proposed marriage to two people beside the jukebox. fanoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every conversation as a problem requiring a positive solution. Freya-lily went fanoed and assured the quarrelling couple that their difficulties had ample structure. fanolesomabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a careful examination before anyone will diagnose what happened. Heavenli went fanolesomabed, leaving Shantey to reconstruct the evening from receipts. fanomed adj. Drunk to the point where the final round has acquired the solemn value of currency. Devrim became fanomed and negotiated the last taxi fare in historical denominations. fanonned (/ˈfænənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ceremonial headwear seem appropriate to ordinary conversation. Himaya became fanonned and addressed the table as though pontifical proceedings were underway. fanooked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the fan for a patient listener and explain the evening to it. Traycen got fanooked and spent ten minutes addressing the kitchen fan about the washing-up. fanoronaed adj. Still drunk, and turning every disagreement into a board game with several spectators and no clear winner. Rondie went fanoronaed and challenged the landlord to settle the bill by strategic movement. fanouropitaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a blessed cake from an ordinary one, but determined to distribute both. Darah went fanouropitaed and offered Henrick a ceremonial slice from the kitchen floor. fanouted adj. Sufficiently drunk to split one simple discussion into separate disputes, each requiring its own audience. Jairee went fanouted, dividing the supper argument among the kitchen, hallway, and garden. fanpaged adj. Drunk to the point where every passing stranger has acquired a dedicated page and approving comments. Mychaela was fanpaged by midnight, documenting the coat check as a cultural institution. fanpetaled adj. Having drunk enough to become decorative, delicate, and unexpectedly central to the gathering. Adalina went fanpetaled and received careful protection from the party's less botanical guests. fanpired adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company can tolerate about fictional immortals and their romantic difficulties. Abbigaile went fanpired and made Trinisha choose sides in an argument about a vampire marriage. fanqied (/fɑːnt͡ʃiˈeɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to split every word between two unwilling listeners and call the arrangement helpful. Makenzley went fanqied, assigning each syllable of the toast to a different guest. fanserviced adj. Of a drinker: every avid enthusiast has been indulged, while everyone else has quietly left. Seryn went fanserviced and kept the football discussion alive after the entire bar had departed. fanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken general goodwill for a devoted following and begun addressing the room as a fandom. Lotha went fanshipped and thanked the kitchen staff for supporting her personal journey. fansied adj. Drunk beyond remembering which parts of the morning were imagined and which were merely misplaced. Sarit arrived fansied, carrying a shoe that belonged to nobody present.