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fansigned (/ˈfænsaɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has begun autographing receipts, sleeves, and any surface presented without resistance. Jamiylah went fansigned and decorated Zer's coat with an affectionate message in biro. fansigninged adj. A drinker so far gone that each photograph requires a signature, dedication, and brief acceptance speech. Karli went fansigninged and delayed the group photo by thanking every person in it individually. fansited adj. The state of being drunk and providing a permanent online shrine to the evening's least interested participant. Marien went fansited and made Levy the subject of a page before the pudding arrived. fanskated adj. The condition of a drinker who glides through the gathering sideways, avoiding responsibility and several chairs. Annelle went fanskated and crossed the crowded lounge without facing anyone directly. fanslationed (/fænzˈleɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who translates every remark for an audience that understood it perfectly already. Mirianna went fanslationed and rendered Armani's simple complaint into three imagined languages. fanslatored adj. Reduced by drink to an unofficial translator, surrounded by helpers who would rather hear the original. Andrena went fanslatored and translated the television while Baylie searched for the remote. fanspeaked (/fæn.spiːkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in specialist terms about imaginary technologies. Kataleena got fanspeaked and explained the propulsion system to the barman. fanstuffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing material of uncertain interest to enthusiasts. Amirrah was fanstuffed and left six pages of invented backstory on the table. fansubbered (/ˈfænsʌbə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to translate the subtitles without introducing further errors. Kentreal was fansubbered and gave the detective a different name in every caption. fansubed (/ˈfænˌsʌbd/) adj. Still drunk, and translating the conversation for people who were already present. Blandine was fansubed, adding amateur captions to the karaoke. fantabulousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary arrangements as remarkably splendid. Edwon became fantabulousnessed and praised the cloakroom ticket as a fine invention. fantaded adj. The state of being drunk and fretful about whether the next round has been ordered. Mykhail became fantaded when the barmaid carried someone else's drinks past him. fantagonismed adj. Having drunk enough to object to the people responsible for the entertainment. Syonna got fantagonismed and addressed her complaints to the bandleader personally. fantailed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining still while turning. Josaiah went fantailed and swept a glass from the table with one turn. fantanned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each round as a wager on what remains under the glass. Tonicha got fantanned and guessed which coins would be left beneath the landlord's beermat. fantascienced adj. You have drunk enough to combine an improbable theory with a scientific explanation. Louis-john got fantascienced and attributed the missing crisps to temporal displacement.