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fantasticismed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every wobble for a supernatural event, and the stairs for an enchanted ascent. Marquan was fantasticismed, blessing each stair before attempting the next. fantasticitied adj. You are drunk and moving with an improbable confidence unsupported by either balance or evidence. Arad was fantasticitied, walking diagonally towards a perfectly ordinary chair. fantasticked (/fænˈtæstɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a fanciful person who takes minor coincidences seriously. Celyne was fantasticked and treated two matching umbrellas as a sign. fantasticnessed adj. Of a drinker: every stumble is recast as an occurrence of rare and admirable wonder. Eliodoro, fantasticnessed, applauded his successful negotiation of the bottom stair. fantastikaed adj. Of a drinker who has begun supplying supernatural explanations for missed steps and misplaced words. Ziarah got fantastikaed and blamed the staircase for moving during the descent. fantastiqued (/fæntæsˈtɪkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who finds the ordinary evening invaded by improbable events, particularly on the stairs. Zamien became fantastiqued when the banister appeared to offer unsolicited support. fantastried adj. A drinker who turns each failed movement into something fantastical rather than admitting to poor coordination. Sashay was fantastried, making three attempts at the same doorway with increasing ceremony. fantasy baseballed adj. The condition of a drinker who scores imaginary runs for each stair descended without assistance. Rohith became fantasy baseballed and celebrated reaching the landing as a narrow victory. fantasy collapsed adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers, step by step, that imagined coordination does not survive contact with reality. Jeilianys was fantasy collapsed by the second stair and adopted the banister permanently. fantasy footballed adj. Reduced by drink to treating each attempted step as a fixture in which the feet are opposing sides. Sairah was fantasy footballed, sending one shoe ahead as though it were making a run. fantasy landed adj. Softened by drink into an ideal place where stairs are level, railings are broad, and speech needs no correction. Adrijana was fantasy landed, searching the landing for the entrance to a better one. fantasy of mannersed adj. Loosened by drink into correcting the staircase's etiquette while failing to observe one's own. Javionne was fantasy of mannersed, objecting to the banister's lack of introduction. fantasy sportsed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard ordinary walking as a competitive event requiring commentary and substitutions. Cartina was fantasy sportsed and provided live analysis of her progress across the hall. fantasy worlded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a traveller crossing an unfamiliar world with unreliable gravity. Trajuan was fantasy worlded, taking the staircase one expeditionary foothold at a time. fantasy wrestlinged adj. Drunk and attempting to defeat furniture by statistics, leverage and persistence rather than balance. Josemaria was fantasy wrestlinged, grappling with the banister and declaring a technical victory. fantasylanded adj. Sharpened by drink into a belief that the safest route downstairs is the one recently imagined. Okan was fantasylanded and rejected the actual staircase for a shorter route through the wall.