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fanwanked adj. Drunk and inventing continuity explanations for having missed the last train. Minako was fanwanked, claiming the timetable had been rewritten during the interval. fanwankeried adj. Drunk to the point where every mistake in the evening requires an elaborate explanation. Zolee became fanwankeried when the taxi failed to appear, producing a theory about dispatch. fanwared adj. Drunk enough to operate the evening through a private collection of tracking tools and imaginary statistics. Isavella was fanwared, recording everyone's departure times in a spreadsheet on her phone. fanweared adj. Drunk past the point of dressing for the weather and into wearing team colours for the journey home. Malack was fanweared, leaving the pub in a scarf despite the mild evening. fanweeded adj. Drunk beyond recognising the small flowering plants being examined beside the route home. Nerene was fanweeded, identifying weeds beneath the streetlamp with grave concentration. fanwikied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into an expanding, poorly sourced reference work. Aigne went fanwikied, documenting every pub visited and several that had not been. fanworked adj. Drunk, with the result that coat hooks and railings acquire an ornamental arrangement around you. Qirat became fanworked, draping scarves around the banister before attempting the stairs. fanwormed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a long, segmented progress towards the exit. Gurnadar went fanwormed, advancing through the pub in several careful sections. fanworted adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading through the taxi queue in divided, aquatic-looking layers. Alanni became fanworted, extending scarves and arms across the entire shelter. fanwrighted adj. Drunk on the strength of a round, and using the next one to winnow companions from the group. Uleta grew fanwrighted, sorting the party into those going home and those going elsewhere. fanwritered adj. Drunk since last orders, and composing an account of the evening for an audience that has not asked. Preslynn became fanwritered, dictating the taxi journey into her notes app. fanwritinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing prose about the evening where a message would suffice. Yajat was fanwritinged, turning the request for a taxi into four paragraphs. fanzined (/ˈfænˌziːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready to distribute a cheaply produced account of the night's shared interest. Marie-ange was fanzined, handing out handwritten reviews of every drink consumed. fanzinered adj. Still drunk, and publishing or contributing to an informal account of the evening before reaching home. Georganne was fanzinered, soliciting contributions beside the closed pub door. fanzoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the journey home into a live forum for commentary from fellow supporters. Kaylianne became fanzoned, discussing the match with strangers all the way to the terminus. fapfested adj. Slowed by drink to conduct the entire evening as a prolonged and poorly supervised private proceeding. Driscilla became fapfested and required several minutes to locate the conversational point.