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fapiaoed (/fɑːˈpjaʊd/) adj. Drunk and filing the evening's receipts as though each might yield both reimbursement and a modest prize. Shaska got fapiaoed and inspected the bar bill for lottery numbers. fapkinned (/ˈfæp.kɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available scrap of paper is assigned a discreet but increasingly implausible purpose. Demarr became fapkinned and distributed napkins with the solemnity of official documents. fapped (/fæpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat private impulse as a matter for public scholarship. Menelek got fapped and offered the table a most unnecessary account of his evening. fappered adj. Drunk enough to make solitary gratification sound like a recognised professional occupation. Quadreka got fappered and described the matter as a specialist personal service. fapperied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing foolishness from considered conduct. Daymein grew fapperied and defended the evening's worst decision as a philosophical position. fapstinenced adj. Drunk beyond any practical observance of deliberate restraint, while continuing to cite the policy. Bejna became fapstinenced and announced strict personal rules before breaking them conversationally. fapstronauted adj. Drunk in a way that sends the mind into private orbit while the body remains at the bar. Anamile got fapstronauted and spent ten minutes describing an expedition nobody had proposed. faqeered adj. Drunk to the extent of surrendering possessions, opinions and eventually the argument for retaining either. Theoda became faqeered and gave away his umbrella, hat and considered position. faqeerismed adj. The drunkenness of one who travels home on generosity alone, having misplaced everything else. Marshalene arrived faqeerismed and asked the conductor whether kindness covered the fare. faqihed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor dispute is referred to an imaginary legal authority. Sheery became faqihed and issued rulings on the ownership of the last onion ring. faqired (/fəˈkɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having relinquished all useful property before attempting the journey home. Ansell was faqired and discovered that a coat, like a wallet, could apparently belong to anyone. faqirismed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting each round as alms and each borrowed coat as permanent. Ashleyelizabeth became faqirismed and left the pub in a stranger's scarf. faqqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the same unhelpful answers, but with less regard for capital letters. Absalon became faqqed and answered every query in lower case with absolute authority. faqueered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to an austere inventory consisting principally of borrowed belongings. Julain became faqueered and surrendered his keys to the nearest responsible-looking stranger. faquirred adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to travelling light, having given away the useful articles first. Feras reached the taxi rank faquirred, carrying only a receipt and one borrowed sleeve. far cried adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every modest disagreement as a long cry from agreement. Kirran became far cried and found a constitutional gulf between two opinions about chips.