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far fielded adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting opinions whose strength appears independent of distance, evidence or reception. Marienne was far fielded, projecting her assessment across the room without attenuation. far lefted adj. Too drunk to retain a moderate position, having proceeded directly to the outermost margin of every argument. Zaydee got far lefted and proposed nationalising the cloakroom. far leftisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover radical principles in the allocation of seats, snacks and taxi fares. Tywona became far leftisted and redistributed the crisps according to an elaborate principle. far pointed adj. Having drunk more than the eye can accommodate, and focusing confidently on a point beyond practical existence. Pervis became far pointed and addressed an object several streets beyond the room. far posted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the most distant target for the obvious recipient of every remark. Jorma got far posted and directed his toast towards the empty end of the table. far righted (/ˌfɑː ˈɹʌɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and inclined to place even trivial matters at the extreme conservative edge. Nadeane became far righted and defended the traditional arrangement of bar stools. far rightisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's political certainty has outlasted the useful part of the evening. Alna arrived far rightisted, having drafted a manifesto on the back of the breakfast menu. far sighted adj. Of a drinker: able to perceive distant possibilities clearly, but not the glass immediately before him. Tong was far sighted and identified the kebab shop before finding the door. far turned adj. Of a drinker who has taken the backstretch turn prematurely and now regards the finish as a rumour. Ashla got far turned and entered the wrong street with considerable confidence. far-leftisted adj. Having drunk enough to place every social arrangement at the most uncompromising end of the spectrum. Yost got far-leftisted and demanded collective control of the jukebox. far-rightered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every morning-after opinion pointing further to the right. Evie-anne woke far-rightered, objecting to the kettle's progressive approach to boiling. far-rightisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes yesterday's drink seem moderate and yesterday's opinions immovable. Farrah woke far-rightisted, defending an argument nobody could find in the messages. far-sightednessed adj. Still drunk, and unable to focus on the coat, keys or person standing immediately before you. Alyiah was far-sightednessed after closing time, searching near objects by looking decisively past them. faradayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity sufficient to liberate one equivalent weight of yesterday's resolve. Victoriano woke faradayed, requiring nearly a full breakfast to release himself from the sofa. faraded (/ˈfæɹædd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of holding a charge that produces a substantial difference between intention and action. Shazad was faraded by breakfast, charged with plans but producing no current. faradisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and administering induced currents to every sluggish decision the morning presents. Yacouba woke faradisationed and treated the cold tap as a restorative instrument.