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FOS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's conversation, still communicating freely despite having lost its subject. Rylieann woke FOS'd and continued speaking through the preparation of tea. FOSS'd (/fɒsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every decision publicly available and impossible to close. Amilcare went FOSS'd and circulated his route home before abandoning it at the first junction. FOSSered adj. Emboldened by drink to reorganise the kitchen appliances and call the arrangement an improvement. Marney was FOSSered and moved the toaster beside the sink for reasons she considered fully documented. FOSSied adj. Slowed by drink to installing an imaginary household improvement one cupboard at a time. Rumeysa was FOSSied, patiently configuring the kettle while the water cooled in her glass. FOT'd adj. Drunk and treating the morning's first practical task as a formal operational trial. Formeka was FOT'd and tested the toaster repeatedly before trusting it with bread. FOUC'd adj. Of a drinker: briefly displaying the unstyled contents of the mind before the usual presentation fails to load. Aquiel was FOUC'd, revealing several unformatted opinions before the sentence acquired any structure. FOUP'd (/fuːpd/) adj. Drunk enough to wake sealed inside a protective container, accessible only from the front and not yet ready to open. Sritha was FOUP'd, enclosed beneath the duvet and accepting requests through a narrow conversational opening. FOUT'd adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for the proper font, and ready to read every menu in the first available lettering. Almaan got FOUT'd at last orders and ordered from the chalkboard before the words had settled. FOV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing only what lies directly in front of you, especially the glass. Hatty arrived FOV'd, entirely unaware of the queue forming behind her. FOW'd adj. Having drunk enough to announce each personal setback as though it were a scoreboard entry. Itzelle got FOW'd and reported her lost handbag as the evening's decisive dismissal. FOX'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a complicated internal instruction becomes useful. Treaver was FOX'd and took several minutes to locate the obvious door. FOXP2'd adj. Drunk and articulating household observations from the sofa with remarkable confidence and limited accuracy. Issabella was FOXP2'd, explaining the kettle's purpose to everyone while remaining on the sofa. FP DRAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who retrieves each recollection promptly, though not necessarily the correct one. Marz was FP DRAM'd and supplied immediate memories for events nobody else recalled. FP RAM'd adj. Reduced by drink to retrieving recent events rapidly, without checking what belongs to which occasion. Meti was FP RAM'd and recalled Tuesday whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. FP'd adj. You are drunk and hovering between several possible accounts of how you arrived home. Jaramiah was FP'd, giving three plausible coordinates for the kitchen and believing all of them. FP-DRAM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who accesses the evening quickly, in pages, and with occasional errors. Sunnye was FP-DRAM'd and produced the previous hour in neat but incompatible portions.