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fardled adj. Slowed by drink to completing each quarter of a simple task as though it were a separate expedition. Derly became fardled and took four pauses while crossing the small room. fare basised adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to identifying the journey by an obscure code. Florestela was fare basised and could describe the taxi only by its presumed ticket category. fare boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who deposits every domestic object in one conspicuous container. Jalasia went fare boxed and put the remote, spoon, and water glass in a saucepan. fare break pointed adj. Of a drinker: selecting the kitchen and sofa as the two termini of the night's remaining journey. Charlae marked the sofa and kettle as fare break points before sitting down. fare carded adj. Emboldened by drink to present a glass of water as a permanent domestic travel pass. Emilliana fare carded her way from the sofa to the kitchen with the same empty tumbler. fare dodgered adj. Of a drinker who has avoided paying for the evening, but not the domestic consequences of it. Kriztian fare dodgered through the kitchen and left the unpaid glasses by the sink. fare evadered adj. A drinker so far gone that even the glass of water is treated as an avoidable charge. Margerine fare evadered past the water jug and demanded oral directions instead. fare evasioned adj. The state of being drunk and travelling through the house without paying attention to where one is going. Shawkat became fare evasioned between the kitchen and the spare room. fare laddered adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a vertical breakdown of sofa, kettle, water, and bed. Karendeep produced a fare ladder showing water before sofa and sofa before bed. fare thee welled (/ˌfɛː(ɹ)ðiː ˈwɛld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached completion by placing the glass of water beside the sofa. Rolena declared herself fare thee welled and folded into the cushions. fare-dodgered adj. Describing a drinker who has evaded every useful responsibility between the pub and the kettle. Tayanna fare-dodgered the washing-up and went straight to the sofa. fare-dodginged adj. Reduced by drink to avoiding the direct route from the front door to the sofa. Jardyn fare-dodginged around the coffee table until the blanket was fetched. farebeatered adj. Softened by drink into someone who accepts the sofa's support without negotiation. Vandetta grew farebeatered beside the kettle and surrendered the evening. fareboxed adj. Loosened by drink into someone who rattles through the house collecting coins, keys, and unsuitable vessels. Demus fareboxed the cutlery drawer while looking for a glass of water. farecarded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a pre-paid journey between sofa and sink. Blondie farecarded along the hallway, stopping at every doorway for clarification. fared (/fɛəd/) adj. You are drunk and travelling from the kitchen to the sofa by an unnecessarily scenic route. Jermiya fared past the bathroom twice before locating the glass of water.