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faredodgered adj. A drinker who has slipped past all further arrangements and settled wherever the cushions permit. Piripi faredodgered into the sitting room and claimed the nearest blanket. faregated adj. Drunk and guarding the kitchen entrance as though payment were required for access to the kettle. Jaryl stood faregated between the sofa and the kitchen, admitting only thirsty guests. farepayered adj. Drunk to the point where every glass of water is paid for with a lengthy household explanation. Luisjavier farepayered the water glass with an account of its journey from the tap. farered (/ˈfɛəɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to travel from the kitchen to the sofa and forget which counts as arrival. Kilah farered between the two rooms until someone supplied a cushion. farewayed (/ˈfɛəweɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the hallway as a route rather than a place to rest. Sumedh farewayed across the landing and stopped beside the linen cupboard. farewell-summered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen golden, the sofa inviting, and the glass of water forgotten. Rashee sat farewell-summered beneath the lamp, admiring the water without drinking it. farewell-to-springed adj. Drunk, with the result that a late-night glass of water becomes an early-summer domestic event. Vicenta was farewell-to-springed, opening the kitchen window and misplacing the tumbler. farewelled (/fɛəˈwɛld/) adj. Drunk beyond offering the sofa a permanent goodbye before lying down beside it. Terricka farewelled the kitchen and left the water glass on the stairs. farewellered adj. Drunk to a degree that you bid farewell to the kitchen each time you leave it. Marie-lys farewellered the kettle repeatedly before reaching the sofa. farfalled (/fɑːˈfæleɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging pasta shapes by wing span before accepting the sofa's assistance. Jalee became farfalled over supper and sorted the pasta into ceremonial pairs. farfallonied adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial pasta supper, and correspondingly settled into the sofa. Anamarie grew farfallonied after the larger pasta and required water within arm's reach. farfaraed adj. The condition of a drinker who coughs up the evening in dry, herbal fragments. Sachi was farfaraed by midnight, dispensing cough remedies between pints. farfelled adj. The drunkenness of one who breaks the supper into small, pale pellets and calls it a meal. Aleksi was farfelled, picking crumbs from the bar and naming each one. farfetched (/ˈfɑː(ɹ)fɛt͡ʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing an elaborate plan whose useful parts were brought from elsewhere. Shawnah became farfetched and recruited three strangers for a taxi scheme. farfetchednessed adj. Softened by drink into treating the most implausible explanation as established pub knowledge. Mekeia grew farfetchednessed and blamed the missing crisps on a railway timetable. fargarded adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the evening into solemn little chapters. Oney became fargarded and announced a new section whenever someone changed seats.