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farm simmed adj. Drunk to the extent of managing an imaginary holding, with harvests scheduled and no actual crops present. Markos became farm simmed and assigned the empty glasses to separate fields. farm stalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a small produce shop for a place to remain indefinitely. Fayla was farm stalled beside the crisps, awaiting the next delivery of apples. farm standed adj. Drunk on the strength of roadside commerce, displaying one lemon and insisting the enterprise is thriving. Marlei went farm standed and arranged three crisps beside the till as local produce. farm teamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still awaiting selection for the senior squad despite no longer being in the pub. Audrienne went farm teamed, practising her transfer interview beside the coat rack. farm worked adj. Of a drinker who has treated every uneven surface as part of the day's agricultural labour. Jenson-jai arrived farm worked, with mud on one shoe and a furrowed brow. farm workered adj. Drunk by the third round, and labouring industriously at a task nobody has assigned. Cornelis was farm workered, sweeping the same clean patch of floor for twenty minutes. farm-housed adj. Reduced by drink to a main house, with companions arriving, lingering, and unable to find the exit. Ronalda was farm-housed, and Xinrui had to lead visitors past her towards the actual door. farm-mated adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating whoever remains nearby as a permanent colleague in the agricultural enterprise. Valency became farm-mated and shared the last chip with a stranger in a woolly hat. farm-yarded adj. A drinker so far gone that every surrounding wall has become part of the buildings. Kynisha was farm-yarded, using the hallway walls to inspect the route upstairs. farmabilitied adj. Still drunk, and assessing every available surface for its suitability to support a modest crop. Margean went farmabilitied and tested the windowsill for tomatoes. farmaceuticaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal breakthrough from a courgette, but prepared to administer either. Marialyce went farmaceuticaled and prescribed the table a genetically improved marrow. farmboyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire evening as formative rural experience, including the washing-up. Kan went farmboyed and carried the empty bottles out as though tending livestock. farmcored adj. Having drunk enough to turn checked fabric, a wooden spoon and one leek into a complete rural philosophy. Randey went farmcored and praised the pub's exposed brick as authentic field architecture. farmed (/fɑːmd/) adj. Still drunk, and quietly raising a crop of empty glasses around the place. Raevyn was farmed, cultivating pints on every available table. farmeed adj. Having drunk more than the lease permits, and subcontracting the remaining journey home to a taxi. Elijha went farmeed and outsourced the walk to a minicab. farmer cheesed adj. You are drunk and pressed into a soft, crumbly approximation of your former self. Shellee went farmer cheesed and collapsed gently beside the bread basket.