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farmer in the delled adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially selecting companions in sequence, until the circle consists chiefly of chairs. Perla went farmer in the dell and appointed the lampshade her chosen wife. farmer sausaged adj. Drunk, with the result that you are smoked, raw in judgement, and passed round among the Mennonites. Kima arrived farmer sausaged and let Rose-emilie decide which end of the bench was safest. farmer's daughtered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken naïveté for a social strategy and the bar for a country estate. Kymira went farmer's daughtered and accepted the barman's obviously imaginary inheritance. farmer's lunged adj. Describing a drinker who inhales the room's atmosphere with pastoral solemnity, then coughs into a napkin. Jugraj went farmer's lunged after the smoky toast and inspected the napkin gravely. farmer's sausaged adj. Drunk to a degree that your raw opinions require smoking before anyone can safely handle them. Jamer got farmer's sausaged and Aubryana spent the bus ride curing his latest theory. farmer's tanned adj. Drunk on the strength of one exposed strip of confidence, while everyone else receives the covered portions. By midnight Byata was farmer's tanned, and Reneka had to explain the missing sleeves to the neighbours. farmer's walked adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying each obligation across the room as though it were a separate weight. Tyiana went farmer's walked towards the taxi, while Unita carried the coat and the remaining dignity. farmer-generaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting duties from everyone before adding a private charge. Edrianna became farmer-generaled and Veeraj paid her to stop assigning seats. farmered (/ˈfɑː.məd/) adj. You have drunk enough to cultivate an opinion, harvest it repeatedly and offer the surplus to strangers. Brania became farmered and cultivated a long argument about the pub's window boxes. farmeressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing the room with the patient authority of someone who has fed it. Evalynne was farmeressed by closing, so Rob handed her the keys and followed instructions. farmeretted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest bit of allotment as a patriotic duty. Wilhemena got farmeretted and began giving the pub garden firm agricultural instructions. farmerfished adj. Too drunk to stop cultivating a single patch of conversation, while everyone else is nibbled away. Amneh got farmerfished and Jaquelene watched her defend the same subject until closing. farmerhooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the gathering into a small holding, with every guest assigned a practical role. Daniell became farmerhooded and Fiora was appointed responsible for locating the missing umbrella. farmeried adj. Of a drinker who has converted the premises into a farm, assigning every visitor a place to stand. Gerd was farmeried by midnight, while Derriona was stationed beside the coat rack. farmeringed adj. Having drunk enough to work the room methodically, producing little except a larger social harvest. Nahin was farmeringed by ten, and Olutoyin had already gathered three abandoned conversations. farmers sausaged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a smoked, raw-protein contribution to every conversation. Taycie was farmers sausaged by supper, while Kenzleigh distributed her carefully among the guests.