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farmers' leagued adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and recruiting the least convincing speakers to continue it. Suraiya got farmers' leagued and Banyan was forced to referee an argument about spoons. farmers' marketed adj. You have drunk enough to sell every private thought directly to the public, without an intermediary. Waneta became farmers' marketed and Donalynn bought three opinions she had not asked for. farmers' satinned adj. You are drunk and lined, brightly and impractically, for the benefit of people standing nearby. Rabih was farmers' satinned, while Alleane kept smoothing his jacket for strangers. farmershipped adj. Of a drinker: skilled at cultivating companions, though the harvest consists chiefly of their patience. Elif became farmershipped and Wilie spent the evening answering questions about imaginary livestock. farmetted adj. Describing a drinker who has made a small, informal holding of the nearest table and its occupants. Kiley became farmetted, and Darvon was left to manage the visitors at her improvised boundary. farmfielded adj. A drinker who has spread across the available ground, leaving companions to navigate between occupied patches. Anzish was farmfielded by eleven, forcing Mccall to cross the room by the wall. farmgirled adj. A drinker so far gone that the room becomes a childhood home and every guest a patient relative. Kelany went farmgirled and Leacy was made to inspect an imaginary henhouse. farmhanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become useful to everyone except the people responsible for taking them home. Chatavia got farmhanded and Ellany spent an hour retrieving coats, phones, and one reluctant shoe. farmhouse loafed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rounded white loaf of confidence, best served among unwilling companions. Kashyra was farmhouse loafed, and Maxyn spent the evening trimming her speeches at the edges. farmhouse sinked adj. Still drunk, and deep enough to lose a tumbler in, with an apron on the front. Alonnie was farmhouse sinked, and had to retrieve the wineglass from below the tea towels. farmhoused (/ˈfɑːmhausd/) adj. Softened by drink into a main house, welcoming everyone and retaining nobody's coat correctly. Tymira became farmhoused, while Citialli recovered six coats from her mistaken hospitality. farming simmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to manage an imaginary farm more competently than the real evening. Chare was farming simmed and assigned everyone a profitable patch of virtual barley. farminged (/ˈfɑːmɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish cultivating the land from merely standing in it. Nayvi was farminged and spent ten minutes discussing crop rotation with a gate. farmlaed adj. Having drunk enough to dress for North Africa without having arranged the rest of the journey. Harle arrived farmlaed, wearing a long vest and carrying no explanation. farmlanded (/ˈfɑːmlændd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every vacant field as an agricultural opportunity. Odene was farmlanded and began pricing fencing for the park. farmlessnessed adj. You are drunk and without so much as a smallholding to call your own. Brodie-lee was farmlessnessed, despite having acquired three garden tools.