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farmleted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the scale of a small holding, with modest ambitions. Khamora was farmleted and offered the windowsill to two imaginary goats. farmmanned adj. Of a drinker who has taken responsibility for the fields, whether asked or not. Tyna was farmmanned and reorganised the pub garden by soil type. farmored adj. Describing a drinker who has exchanged part of the evening for services of uncertain value. Charly-rose was farmored and promised the next round in return for practical assistance. farmouted adj. A drinker who has subcontracted the remaining evening to somebody more reliable. Vaughn was farmouted and left the taxi arrangements to the quietest person present. farmplaced adj. A drinker so far gone that any building with a yard appears to be home. Rosemari was farmplaced and tried her key on the neighbour’s shed. farmscaped adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded, in imagination, by fields and associated buildings. Ausby was farmscaped, surveying the car park as though it required drainage. farmscrapered adj. The condition of a drinker who has put several storeys between himself and ordinary agriculture. Deshanna was farmscrapered and proposed growing wheat above the cinema. farmstalled adj. Reduced by drink to browsing local produce without any intention of leaving the shop. Kaimya was farmstalled and compared the chutneys with grave attention. farmstanded adj. Softened by drink into a roadside display of produce, approachable from several directions. Candus was farmstanded beside the buffet, offering everyone a portion of crisps. farmstayed adj. Sharpened by drink into hospitality with a working farm attached, though neither is present. Dejoun was farmstayed and offered guests a room above the nonexistent dairy. farmsteaded adj. Loosened by drink into the principal building, with the rest of the property left unresolved. Dalexia was farmsteaded and treated the hallway as the main residence. farmsteadinged adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a rural headquarters wherever the furniture permits. Hurtha was farmsteadinged and claimed the corner table as a permanent settlement. farmstocked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of livestock being moved between fields. Granit was farmstocked and took the length of the bar in three careful stages. farmtowned adj. Drunk and treating a house, yard, and outbuildings as one undivided address. Georgian was farmtowned and invited strangers to inspect the imaginary yard. farmwashinged adj. Drunk to the point where every meal acquires a reassuring but probably invented provenance. Eady was farmwashinged and asked which fictional farm had supplied the crisps. farmweared adj. Drunk enough to regard practical field clothing as suitable for an evening indoors. Sapphire was farmweared and wore waterproof trousers to the birthday dinner.