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farmwifed adj. Drunk past the point of separating domestic management from the management of a farm. Kaleek was farmwifed and took charge of supper, accounts, and an imaginary harvest. farmwomanned adj. Of a drinker: steady in the fields, but unable to manage the farm gate. Laqwanda, farmwomanned, took the long way round the field and missed the gate twice. farmworked adj. Describing a drinker who progresses through the room by the slow, determined method of a tractor. Relina came in farmworked, turning carefully whenever the carpet changed colour. farmworkered adj. A drinker who keeps a workman's balance until the ground acquires opinions. Owais, farmworkered, carried three glasses across the room without spilling one. farmyarded adj. The state of being drunk and distributed among obstacles, gates and anything resembling a shed. Taydan was farmyarded, with one hand on the banister and the other on a chair. farnesaled adj. The condition of a drinker who releases a sharp, wandering remark whenever balance is restored. Yahna was farnesaled, swaying briefly before delivering each observation. farnesaned adj. The drunkenness of one who moves in branched routes, never taking the direct path to bed. Berenice went farnesaned from the bar to the stairs by way of every available chair. farnesened adj. Reduced by drink to a greenish resolve, progressing towards the stairs by successive small corrections. Jaydien was farnesened, correcting left and right all the way to the banister. farnesoated adj. Softened by drink into a salt-like person, readily dissolved by conversation and unable to stand alone. Joseh was farnesoated and dissolved into the sofa after attempting the stairs. farnesoic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every stumble produces an unnecessarily pointed remark. Nayellie was farnesoic acided and criticised the staircase at each landing. farnesoled adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose joints and conversation proceed by separate mechanisms. Arnes was farnesoled, with relaxed knees and a speech that took the scenic route. farnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to address distant people as though they were standing beside you. Tenuun, farnessed, shouted greetings to someone at the far end of the corridor. farnesylationed adj. Drunk and attaching every movement to the nearest fixed object. Giavannah was farnesylationed, bonded to the banister from hall to landing. farnesylcyclohexenoned adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at a straight line becomes a neat, repeating curve. Jentzen was farnesylcyclohexenoned and described a circular route to the stairs. farnesylcysteined adj. Drunk enough to hold together only by forming attachments to fruit bowls, chairs and doorframes. Luigino was farnesylcysteined, gripping the fruit bowl before crossing the room. farnesyled adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a single determined limb, with the rest following later. Sanders was farnesyled, advancing one careful foot at a time towards the stairs.