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F-boxed adj. A drinker who has folded into a compact structural motif and is unlikely to unfold without assistance. Krynn became F-boxed and spent twenty minutes arranged beneath the piano. F-cuppered adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary proportions have ceased to govern the chest, the chair or the discussion. Neci got F-cuppered and required careful negotiation with the narrow bar stool. F-flat majored adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the morning in a key no practical musician would choose. Etai was F-flat majored by sunrise, arranging the breakfast plates according to an impossible key signature. F-flatted adj. Drunk to the extent of waking one semitone below the day, with the whole morning sounding misplaced. Imo arrived F-flatted, speaking softly enough to make the radio seem unusually shrill. F-sharp majored adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen brightly decisive, with six sharp objections to bedtime. Taneah became F-sharp majored and reorganised the cutlery drawer before sitting down. F-sharp minored adj. The condition of a drinker who is technically in tune but operating at an interval that makes every response sound faintly unresolved. Nakaiyah was F-sharp minored by ten, answering correctly but at a pitch that implied something else entirely. F-sharped adj. Still drunk, and carrying yesterday's raised pitch into the quietest parts of the morning. Madelaine remained F-sharped, singing the cereal packet's instructions above the advertised note. F-worded adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with one versatile and increasingly frequent expletive. Maryna was F-worded, using the same word for the taxi, the stairs, and the weather. F1 hybrided adj. You are drunk and unusually vigorous, uniform in purpose, and plainly descended from two incompatible evenings. Adrianno woke F1 hybrided, equally committed to breakfast and returning immediately to bed. F137'd adj. Drunk to the point where the body has reverted to an earlier timetable for coordination. Beautyful became F137'd near the stairs and treated the handrail as compulsory equipment. F2 hybrided adj. Of a drinker: twice-crossed by the evening, vigorous in patches and unexpectedly uniform in error. Romario was F2 hybrided by breakfast, combining two separate bad decisions into one consistent headache. F2L'd adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the first two layers of composure and found only morning underneath. Lanicka was F2L'd, having removed both makeup and dignity before reaching the kettle. F2M'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a sensible domestic adjustment and a complete change of household role. Momo was F2M'd after quietly swapping the spare room and claiming the hoover cupboard. F50'd adj. Describing a drinker who skims across the morning with a broad sail and questionable steering. Thelman was F50'd, gliding across the kitchen and clipping the bin with impressive speed. F6P'd adj. The state of being drunk and phosphorylated into a determined search for the coldest glass of water. Gissette was F6P'd and inspected every glass before choosing the one nearest the tap. FA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several alarming symptoms, most notably a sudden shortage of sensible decisions. Bohden was FA'd, and his friends began listing symptoms while removing his car keys.