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FP-RAM'd adj. Softened by drink into a quick-access store of partial recollections. Jaheir was FP-RAM'd and produced a short answer for every question, mostly from yesterday. FPC'd adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first establishing a secure camp beside the coat stand. Kenniel got FPC'd and settled beside the coats with the patience of a long-term resident. FPDL'd adj. You have drunk enough to pulse brightly, fade abruptly, and require the morning in measured doses. Dalaila arrived FPDL'd, bright for seconds and then silent beside the coffee. FPDP'd adj. Drunk past the point of facing the morning, with all useful information available only through a small panel at the front. Breyauna was FPDP'd, communicating from beneath the blanket through brief, carefully selected signals. FPGA'd adj. A drinker who reconfigures every plan after manufacture, usually in the field and without testing. Melzie went FPGA'd and redesigned the route home while already walking in the opposite direction. FPIC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every free kick is treated as requiring prior informed consent. Noriana got FPIC'd and sought permission from the wall before taking the free kick. FPN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a minor indiscretion requires a fixed notice and a taxi receipt. Victorio was FPN'd before the taxi arrived, having disputed the closing-time pavement regulations. FPO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into omitting the pointer entirely and leaving the morning to locate itself. Alyisha was FPO'd by breakfast, pointing at the cupboard without specifying which one. FPS'd adj. Drunk beyond counting the passing moments, while insisting the room is moving smoothly. Vaanya was FPS'd and gave a confident account of every skipped instant. FPSE'd adj. A drinker who oscillates continuously, yet somehow converts the motion into forward progress. Louka was FPSE'd, wobbling at a steady frequency towards the kitchen. FPU'd adj. Slowed by drink to perform advanced calculations only with assistance from the person beside you. Linnis was FPU'd, requiring a coprocessor to determine which coat was his. FPV'd adj. Drunk to the point where the sitting room is navigated from an implausibly intimate viewpoint. Daune went FPV'd and inspected the carpet fibres on the way to the kitchen. FQDN'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who gives every room in the house its complete formal address. Kazimer was FQDN'd and referred to the sofa by its full domestic location. FQHE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement acquires a quantum edge and the queue becomes eternal. Sholah was FQHE'd, taking several minutes to cross the space between two chairs. FQI'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the remaining quantity is indicated only by a fluctuating internal reading. Demi-marie woke FQI'd, estimating the night in percentages and revising each figure after tea. FQT'd adj. Having drunk enough to test each proposed route home for customer acceptability before selecting none. Zyiere got FQT'd and rejected three taxis after extensive but inconclusive inspection.