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farnesylethyled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a short step from a long journey. Lannis was farnesylethyled and treated the first stair as an expedition. farnesylpyrophosphated adj. Drunk beyond the intermediate stage at which walking remains a reliable biological pathway. Keishaun was farnesylpyrophosphated and required assistance with the final three stairs. farnesyltransferased adj. Drunk in a way that transfers control from the legs to whatever furniture is nearest. Ludvik was farnesyltransferased and passed his balance from chair to banister. farnesyltranstransferased adj. Drunk, with the result that each step changes direction before the previous one has finished. Kara was farnesyltranstransferased, crossing the landing in a sequence of reversals. farobanked adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving balance entirely to chance and the banister. Zorian was farobanked and let the handrail decide the route downstairs. faroed (/ˈfɛəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every footstep appears to be dealt from a shuffled pack. Lora was faroed and waited for the stairs to reveal which step came next. farofaed (/fəˈroʊfəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a dry accompaniment, with speech crumbling at the edges. Howardine was farofaed, scattering small remarks while attempting the stairs. farolitoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing with misplaced confidence while approaching the stairs. Savitri was farolitoed and illuminated the staircase with a phone held upside down. faropenemed adj. The drunkenness of one who takes the evening in carefully measured doses, despite insisting the next round is harmless. Chiarra was faropenemed by last orders, still prescribing one final drink for the journey home. farragoed (/fəˈɹeɪɡoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a confused collection of coats, receipts, glasses and unfinished plans. Jakhy left the pub farragoed, carrying three coats and no clear account of the evening. farrandined adj. Describing a drinker who combines the warmth of wool with the impractical sheen of silk on the journey home. Mathu went farrandined after last orders, wrapped in a coat that seemed finer by the minute. farrashed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for carpets, tents and other entirely unnecessary arrangements. Letrell became farrashed and redistributed every rug before anyone could stop him. farred adj. Drunk by the third round, and consuming grain with the solemnity of an ancient civic rite. Kieara got farred and declared the wheat-based supper historically significant. farreroled adj. Softened by drink into something fragrant, sweet and unsuitable for carrying through a closing pub. Diti was farreroled by midnight, lingering over the last round as though it were dessert. farriered (/ˈfæɹi.əd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's footing, particularly on the walk home. Annaleise went farriered after closing time, inspecting each friend's steps for balance. farrieried (/ˈfɛɹi.ə.ɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose evening requires repeated adjustment before departure. Nikhila was farrieried at last orders, her plans requiring attention before she could leave.