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farsightednessed adj. Too drunk to focus on nearby necessities, including keys, companions and the door home. Desitny was farsightednessed at last orders, examining the distant street while holding her keys. farsinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and translating ordinary remarks into a more serviceable local language. Cherelyn grew farsinged and supplied vernacular versions of the landlord's final announcement. farspeaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to communicate over the distance from pub to home without using the telephone. Nasreen was farspeaked by closing time, sending instructions to the hallway from halfway down the street. farspeakered adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest telephone as an indispensable companion for the journey home. Tanjanika was farspeakered after last orders, telephoning friends who were standing beside her. farsured adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard every remaining morsel as a justified component of the journey home. Leopold was farsured after closing time, discussing the minced remains of the buffet as provisions. fart boxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a ski-boxing garment as a proper enclosure for the night. Lyndora was fart boxed and zipped herself into the borrowed skiing suit. fart fanned adj. Drunk to the point where every bathroom conversation requires mechanical ventilation. Kenija became fart fanned and held forth beneath the lavatory extractor. fart in a spacesuited adj. Drunk enough to become an unpopular and functionally useless presence wherever enclosed. Yuette was fart in a spacesuited and contributed nothing during the taxi journey. fart in a wind stormed adj. Drunk past the point of making an impression, however briefly or unsuccessfully. Souta was fart in a wind stormed and vanished from the argument without consequence. fart in a windstormed adj. Drunk beyond any effective contribution, the evening having rendered him essentially momentary. Moriyah was fart in a windstormed and failed to influence even the choice of crisps. fart in an elevatored adj. Drunk in a way that makes continued proximity unpopular without rendering it useful. Earic grew fart in an elevatored and was excluded from the lift on practical grounds. fart in the winded adj. Drunk, with the result that every contribution proves fleeting and entirely ineffectual. Rubyn was fart in the winded and proposed a motion which disappeared before the vote. fart knockered adj. The state of being drunk and behaving, by breakfast, like an especially tiresome nuisance. Taquanda arrived fart knockered, knocking repeatedly on the wrong door with great confidence. fart sacked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a heavily insulated sleeping bag seem like a reasonable address. Lanisha became fart sacked and attempted to spend the night in the equipment cupboard. fart squirrelled adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a skunk in both odour and public reception. Therry was fart squirrelled and was tactfully seated beside the open window. fart taxed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated levies imposed for each additional emission of nonsense. Effie-may was fart taxed and charged another round whenever she repeated herself.