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fartherered adj. You have drunk enough to further everyone else's departure while mislaying your own coat. Faren was fartherered, sending each friend towards home before locating his own coat. farthing dipped adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a small, hot, fat-soaked provision before undertaking the walk home. Rilley became farthing dipped and sought sustenance before consenting to the taxi. farthing loafed adj. Drunk on the strength of a cheap loaf, and expecting it to settle the morning. Keo appeared farthing loafed, holding plain bread as though it were a medicinal prescription. farthingale chaired adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, and selecting the broadest seat available. Harshdeep arrived farthingale chaired, lowering himself into the armchair with ceremonial care. farthingaled (/ˈfɑːðɪŋɡeɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a broad, ceremonious radius around the breakfast table. Halcyon was farthingaled, leaving room for an imaginary skirt while reaching for toast. farthingdaled adj. You are drunk and treating the bedroom as a quarter-acre estate, with movement subject to boundaries. Elzadie was farthingdaled, crossing the landing as though surveying inherited ground. farthingdealed adj. Of a drinker: divided by drink into four small parcels, none adjoining the others. Giannah was farthingdealed, keeping water, toast, and headache in separate jurisdictions. farthinged (/ˈfɑː(ɹ).ðɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's entire budget consists of one obsolete coin. Rayssa woke farthinged, counting the change beside the bed as though it were financial advice. farthinglanded adj. Of a drinker who has parcelled the morning into old measures and lost the boundaries. Stacey was farthinglanded, allocating the kitchen floor by remembered Scottish units. farthingsworthed adj. Describing a drinker who can account for only the smallest purchasable amount of morning. Klohie was farthingsworthed, possessing enough change for toast and nothing resembling dignity. fartholed adj. A drinker who has reached the morning's least discussable destination. Briahnna woke fartholed and regarded the bathroom door with renewed administrative interest. fartinged (/ˈfɑːtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning announces itself with an unambiguous sound. Hoke woke fartinged, and the quiet bedroom offered no plausible alternative explanation. fartknockered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made himself contemptible, chiefly through persistence at breakfast. Saadiyah was fartknockered, repeating the same grievance while buttering the same slice. fartleked (/ˈfɑːtlɛkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to alternating bursts of urgent activity and long periods facedown on the sofa. Theresann spent the morning fartleked, sprinting for water before collapsing beside the radiator. fartlekkinged adj. Softened by drink into repeated intervals of effort, recovery, and renewed regret. Kellianne was fartlekkinged, making the bed in short bursts separated by lengthy rests. fartometered adj. Sharpened by drink into a human instrument for measuring the flatulence of the morning. Safah was fartometered, assigning suspiciously precise readings to every sound from the sofa.