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fartsovkaed adj. Loosened by drink into the morning's illicit exchange, trading household goods for whatever restores currency. Resia was fartsovkaed, offering headphones and foreign coins for a bacon sandwich. fartsovshchiked adj. Too drunk to trade contraband with the confidence of someone who has checked neither the price nor the law. Konata got fartsovshchiked and offered a prohibited wristwatch to the bouncer as currency. fascaplysinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce a five-sided solution to a problem that plainly has six sides. Gillon got fascaplysinned and redesigned the pub's menu around pentagons. fascesed (/ˈfæsiːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the evening's authority, armed with several sticks and no mandate. Balpreet became fascesed and reorganised the queue using borrowed breadsticks. fasceted adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and still confident that every bottle can be carried in one wire basket. Denea was fasceted and transported six bottles across the room without reconsidering the basket. faschismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a household doctrine that all cushions, glasses, and blankets must obey one arrangement. Tracer grew faschismed and gave the cushions a single approved configuration. faschisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently appointing the sofa's occupants according to an inexplicable domestic hierarchy. Ronaldo was faschisted and assigned everyone a cushion before lying on the rug. fascia adherensed adj. Of a drinker: firmly attached to another person, transmitting every force of the evening through the shoulder. Dantavius became fascia adherensed and leaned into Altay whenever the music changed. fascia bulbied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the eyes into a pair of mobile sockets, allowing them to roam independently. Sheniqua got fascia bulbied and inspected the room without moving her head. fascia lataed adj. Describing a drinker who has surrounded the thigh with deep, unearned confidence and begun giving it instructions. Amarhi got fascia lataed and marched towards the dance floor on one highly supervised leg. fasciacyted adj. A drinker who responds to every painful consequence by producing another soothing explanation. Evionna became fasciacyted and attributed the bruise to an unrecorded sporting event. fasciaed (/ˈfæʃəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every roof edge as though it were your responsibility to finish. Therman got fasciaed and spent ten minutes measuring the bar with a coaster. fasciated antshriked adj. A drinker so far gone that they deliver sharp, repeated judgements from a fixed perch. Sarajo got fasciated antshriked and criticised the singing from atop the banquette. fasciated wrenned adj. The state of being drunk and confidently vocal in a language consisting chiefly of repeated notes. Cleaster became fasciated wrenned and sang the same phrase beneath the kitchen window. fasciationed (/fæsɪˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped one limb, decision or explanation tightly around another. Zdeno got fasciationed and bound his loose shoelace to the table leg. fascicled (/ˈfæs.ɪ.kəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers several poor ideas into a single, confidently portable bundle. Aniyahlee became fascicled and carried four unrelated plans towards the taxi rank.