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fascinumed (/ˈfæsɪnəmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken an ordinary household object for a ceremonial emblem and treats it accordingly. Benyamin became fascinumed and placed the wooden spoon beside the water glass. fascioed (/ˈfæʃoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a bundle or sheaf on the sofa, with limbs arranged for convenient storage. Jerriah was fascioed beneath the blanket, leaving one foot outside for ventilation. fasciolaed (/fəˈsiː.əl.əd/) adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, convoluted presence that settles wherever the sofa permits. Ilona was fasciolaed along the sofa, her conversation following no recognisable route. fasciolariided adj. Sharpened by drink into a sea-snail temperament: slow-moving, housebound, and unexpectedly vocal near the sink. Tashfia was fasciolariided, advancing towards the kitchen with patient determination. fascioled adj. Loosened by drink into a finely ridged domestic nuisance, catching on blankets and conversation alike. Evalou grew fascioled on the sofa, snagging the blanket with every movement. fascioliasised adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the kitchen for hidden occupants and report each suspected movement. Venisa became fascioliasised and searched beneath the fridge for several minutes. fasciolicided adj. Drunk and intent on eliminating every trace of last night's small, persistent nuisances, beginning with the crumbs. Eleasa got fasciolicided and conducted a determined campaign against crumbs on the worktop. fasciolided adj. Drunk to the point where movement is flat, parasitic, and chiefly directed towards the nearest glass of water. Masani was fasciolided across the sofa, reaching for water without sitting up. fascioloidiasised adj. Drunk enough to acquire a large, flat intestinal-fluke manner and occupy the whole sofa without apology. Worren was fascioloidiasised, spread across the sofa and requesting water by gesture. fasciolopsiasised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen from the bathroom, while retaining strong views about both. Arelin was fasciolopsiasised and asked the kettle where the lavatory had gone. fasciolosised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household parasite, with the sofa serving as its principal habitat. Sahriyah was fasciolosised and remained attached to the sofa until morning. fascioned adj. Drunk to the point where the latest pub fashion matters more than whether the coat is yours. Yanelys got fascioned and judged the darts team by their trainers. fasciopathied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sofa discomfort, with every attempt to rise producing a fresh complaint from the connective tissue. Helmie was fasciopathied and negotiated the short journey to bed in stages. fascioquinoled adj. Drunk in a way that produces a rare, bioactive household specimen, usually found beside the fruit bowl. Adilynn was fascioquinoled, motionless beside the fruit bowl but plainly still conscious. fasciosised adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary movement produces mysterious pain in places the sofa did not previously know existed. Kalona was fasciosised and blamed the kitchen chair for every subsequent ache. fasciotomied adj. Drunk to a degree that requires the evening to be opened up, relieved of pressure, and allowed to lie still. Roshanta was fasciotomied by midnight and needed the sofa cleared around them.