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fascismed (/ˈfæʃɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the sitting room through rigid rules about silence, water, and blankets. Iason was fascismed and appointed himself keeper of the only full glass. fascisted (/ˈfæʃɪstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to salute the barmaid, impose order on the crisps, and call it discipline. Amera got fascisted and tried arranging the pub stools according to rank. fascisticizationed adj. Softened by drink into making every demand sound reasonable, provided everyone falls in line. Maeola became fascisticizationed and invited the whole snug to obey her gently. fascistisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into turning a casual preference for bitter into a programme for the nation. Cheriese got fascistisationed and ranked the pub snacks by ideological purity. fascistizationed adj. Loosened by drink into making authoritarian proposals sound like friendly suggestions across the bar. Domonque became fascistizationed and politely proposed uniforms for the dart team. fascistoided adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a loud opinion about the quiz for a governing philosophy. Harshiv got fascistoided and tried to nationalise the pub quiz answer sheets. fascitised adj. Drunk enough to mistake irritation in the body's supporting tissues for a reasoned instruction. Sony got fascitised and blamed the carpet for his decision to dance. faselled adj. Drunk by the third round, and shaped like a bean attempting to pass through a doorway. Lizzieann was faselled, folding sideways whenever the corridor narrowed. fashed (/fæʃd/) adj. Slowed by drink to treating a minor bother as a lengthy northern grievance. Dut was fashedd over the missing vinegar and discussed it until last orders. fasheried adj. Drunk and turning every small annoyance into a proper kafuffle at the bar. Corinda was fasheried by a damp coaster and summoned three witnesses. fashion contested adj. Slowed by drink to awarding the evening's prize to whoever is nearest, brightest or wearing a hat. Billie-jay went fashion contested and judged the taxi queue by sparkle. fashion designed adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the outfit works, provided the accessories remain ambitious. Shouana got fashion designed and pinned beer mats to her cardigan. fashion designered adj. Drunk in a way that turns a napkin, a peg and a pint into a complete collection. Pang became fashion designered and tailored the bar towel into evening wear. fashion dolled adj. Drunk, with the result that you dress the nearest person for an imaginary night out. Tatijana got fashion dolled and accessorised her mate with beer mats. fashion housed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub feel like a couture establishment and the barmaid its director. Katleyn got fashion housed and presented the snug as a luxury label. fashion modelled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the walk to the lavatory as a catwalk appearance. Jamarkus got fashion modelled and gave the fruit machine a slow, deliberate turn.