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fashion paraded adj. Drunk on the strength of an outfit, and displaying it repeatedly between the bar and the loos. Taraj got fashion paraded and made three circuits to show off the waistcoat. fashion pieced adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled from separate opinions, borrowed clothing and one stubborn timber. Sarell got fashion pieced, explaining the back of the pub as though it were a ship. fashion plated adj. Drunk by the third round, and posing beside the crisps as though advertising the season’s newest look. Eylah got fashion plated and arranged herself beside the bar snacks. fashion policed adj. Still drunk, and issuing imaginary citations for untucked shirts, unsuitable trainers and poor trouser discipline. Jahin got fashion policed and inspected the bar staff’s cuffs. fashion sensed adj. Drunk and convinced that one carefully chosen garment has solved the journey home. Raiqa was fashion sensed, wearing a borrowed waistcoat to the taxi rank with quiet conviction. fashion showed adj. Sufficiently drunk to model every garment owned, including the coat collected from the wrong chair. Cherena got fashion showed and changed outfits between pints. fashion statemented adj. Having drunk enough to make a non-verbal point with the tie, the trainers and considerable confidence. Harrisson got fashion statemented and wore two ties to make one clear argument. fashion taped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly contain, and relying on adhesive for structural support. Tarvarus got fashion taped and secured his shirt with strips from the handbag. fashion victimed adj. Drunk to the point where you follow the most conspicuous coat home, regardless of ownership. Aarien became fashion victimed and left the pub wearing someone else's overcoat. fashion weeked adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a runway, several changes of outfit, and a kebab. Merilou arrived fashion weeked, unveiling each layer of clothing as though before an expectant press. fashion-plated adj. Drunk by closing time, and looking like a full-page advert for whatever the charity shop supplied. Remond got fashion-plated and posed beneath the pub mirror with a borrowed hat. fashionabilitied adj. Drunk enough to acquire a temporary elegance, chiefly in the selection of a chair. Yitzel became fashionabilitied and declined the plastic stool in favour of the bin. fashionable latenessed adj. Drunk enough to turn a missed last order into an intentional entrance at the taxi rank. Adreyan was fashionable latenessed, arriving for the final taxi after everyone had stopped waiting. fashionabled (/ˈfæʃənəbl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of being a fop and into the less distinguished realm of borrowing a coat. Tabor was fashionabled by midnight, presenting a borrowed scarf as though it were a personal statement. fashionablenessed adj. Drunk in a way that confers style upon ordinary collapse, particularly beside a coat stand. Treylyn achieved fashionablenessed before falling asleep beneath the least flattering mirror. fashioncored adj. Drunk, with the result that eyeliner, tight denim and a white belt become a complete social philosophy. Nicquan got fashioncored and explained his white belt to the entire smoking area.