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fashioned (/ˈfæʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a new way of holding a pint for a lasting trend. Lamiya got fashioned and demonstrated the evening’s preferred elbow angle. fashionednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every garment a declared style, including the emergency carrier bag. Sirita became fashionednessed and named the carrier bag her evening accessory. fashionered adj. Drunk to the extent of designing a new arrangement of clothing, then failing to manufacture it successfully. Nikisha was fashionered, pinning a napkin to her sleeve as though launching a collection. fashionesed adj. Drunk on the strength of the language of fashion, though the final term appears to be ‘chips’. Jerrimiah became fashionesed and described the kebab as an important textural intervention. fashioning needled adj. Drunk since last orders, and widening every conversation while narrowing the prospect of getting home. Hulya was fashioning needled, stretching a brief goodbye into a full account of the evening. fashioning pieced adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating whatever remains of the outfit as a coherent ensemble. Bedran was fashioning pieced, assembling scarf, coat and one glove into formal evening wear. fashioninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and manufacturing a solution from a napkin, a straw and misplaced confidence. Waldron was fashioninged, constructing a hat from receipts beside the fruit machine. fashionismed adj. Still drunk, and devoted to fashion with the solemnity normally reserved for finding the toilet. Kenedy became fashionismed and praised the cloakroom attendant’s shoes before asking for directions. fashionistaed (/ˌfæ.ʃəˈnɪ.stəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to promote high fashion, provided high fashion includes a queue for the lavatory. Jibri became fashionistaed and edited the doorway queue with a borrowed pen. fashionisted adj. Too drunk to follow the latest trends, but sufficiently committed to inventing one from a dressing gown. Peytonn was fashionisted, appearing at the taxi rank in slippers and a ceremonial dressing gown. fashionizationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn an ordinary person into someone who has accessorised with a lampshade. Paublo underwent fashionizationed at the party, emerging with a lampshade and renewed purpose. fashionlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than the available elegance can withstand, leaving only socks and administrative fatigue. Jakailyn became fashionlessnessed, having abandoned every deliberate choice of clothing. fashionmongered adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the latest fashion, even when it is plainly a paper napkin. Emilly got fashionmongered and copied the paper napkin tucked into a stranger’s collar. fashionmongeringed adj. You are drunk and slavishly following the latest fashion, particularly the fashion of standing in the wrong queue. Ethridge was fashionmongeringed, joining the queue for the toilets because everyone else had. fashionweared adj. Of a drinker: dressed in fashionable clothing, except for the item currently used as a napkin. Bellatrix was fashionweared, though her sleeve had acquired the evening’s entire gravy supply. fashoed adj. Of a drinker who has embraced stern political principles, but cannot remember where the principles were left. Jerilee got fashoed and delivered a brief manifesto before asking for onion rings.