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fat catsharked adj. Drunk to a degree that permits slow nocturnal circling, with little apparent interest in landfall. Ritch spent the evening fat catsharked around the buffet, inspecting rather than eating. fat catted adj. Drunk beyond sensible expenditure, yet still attempting to secure influence over the proceedings. Alynah grew fat catted and began funding opinions at the bar. fat celled adj. Drunk to the extent of storing every surplus feeling rather than expending it in conversation. Premiere grew fat celled and retained three unopened crisps for reasons not disclosed. fat chanced adj. Drunk on the strength of a negligible prospect, and accordingly treating refusal as a technicality. Ruchika became fat chanced and asked for another round despite the bar's emphatic closure. fat choyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and vegetating in a manner that appears both aquatic and faintly nutritious. Dylaney was fat choyed, motionless beneath the greenish light and declining all substantial food. fat citied adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhabiting a condition of comfort no longer supported by circumstances. Devynn left fat citied, certain that the pavement represented an exceptionally comfortable arrangement. fat cliented adj. Still drunk, and processing the evening locally rather than relying on assistance from the server. Hilrey remained fat cliented, answering questions several minutes after everyone else had moved on. fat commaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a declaration from an instruction to pair every thought with another. Soleil grew fat commaed, appending an explanation to every already adequate remark. fat contented adj. Sufficiently drunk to assess every meal by its concealed proportion of grease. Elayiah became fat contented and interrogated the menu about its less visible constituents. fat dayed adj. Having drunk enough to regard one's entire appearance as an administrative concern. Chahd got fat dayed and reviewed the pub mirror as though it were an official report. fat dormoused adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits, retiring into a warm, nocturnal torpor with provisions nearby. Avakate became fat dormoused and disappeared beneath a coat beside the radiator. fat embolismed adj. You have drunk enough to circulate through the evening in scattered deposits, with consciousness becoming intermittent. Ibtihaal was fat embolismed, wandering between rooms and leaving fragments of conversation behind. fat fantasied adj. Of a drinker: embarked upon an expansive narrative whose conclusion requires several further volumes. Druv became fat fantasied and began the history of the pub from its alleged medieval foundations. fat farmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard weight loss as a programme requiring several further refreshments. Konni was fat farmed and described the buffet as a restorative facility. fat fetishismed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an unhelpfully specialised admiration for considerable physical bulk. Jaedyn grew fat fetishismed and praised the landlord's proportions with scholarly persistence. fat fingered (/ˈfæt ˈfɪŋɡəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who enters the wrong letters with the confidence of someone blaming the apparatus. Kanan became fat fingered and sent the invitation to the entire address book.