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fat fucked adj. Emboldened by drink to praise the largest remaining item in the fridge as a personal triumph. Kemarui went fat fucked and ate the cold pie directly from its container. fat henned adj. The state of being drunk and clustered with companions in a decorative, low-growing formation. Muhammadali was fat henned among the cushions, surrounded by several equally settled associates. fat innkeepered adj. Drunk on the strength of a spoonworm, and waking convinced the duvet has a proboscis. Maliaya woke fat innkeepered, searching the sheets for the creature she had apparently brought home. fat knotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the compact, unspendable density of a roll of notes. Niyamat arrived fat knotted, unable to separate the change from the receipts in his pocket. fat lavaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking in colours too bright for the curtains or the crockery. Dejean emerged fat lavaed, wearing a shirt whose colours argued with the breakfast room. fat linked adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with every recollection leading to several unrelated destinations. Tavone was fat linked, tracing last night's route through three taxis and an unexplained bakery. fat lipped adj. Still drunk, and nursing a morning-after swelling acquired from the edge of a cupboard. Chidubem remained fat lipped, having mistaken the kitchen door for a particularly stationary companion. fat logicked adj. Too drunk to explain why the greasy breakfast is medicinal, inevitable, and beyond scientific dispute. Beya got fat logicked and defended the fried bread as a necessary correction to last night's lager. fat luted adj. Having drunk enough to seal every loose joint with breakfast grease and speak through the resulting mixture. Clarenc woke fat luted, his toast fused to the plate and his explanation to the previous evening. fat moused adj. Having drunk more than a field rodent should, and spending the morning asleep beneath the furniture. Louella was fat moused by nine, curled beneath the table beside one abandoned slipper. fat of the landed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the finest remaining portion of breakfast as a hereditary entitlement. Tongia was fat of the landed, reserving the last rasher as though it came with an estate. fat pad signed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, overnight, the unmistakable elbow evidence of a hidden fracture. Lene was fat pad signed, presenting her swollen elbow as proof that the party had involved architecture. fat padded adj. You are drunk and waking with a soft reserve around every decision made after midnight. Tobitha was fat padded, cushioned by cushions and unable to recall ordering the second breakfast. fat pantsed adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen comfort over dignity and is still wearing yesterday's expansive trousers. Latricha appeared fat pantsed, grateful that the waistband had survived the taxi home. fat quartered adj. A drinker who has folded the morning into four equal squares and occupies one of them. Ainzley woke fat quartered, divided between the bed, the sofa, water, and regret. fat rascalled adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is approached as a Yorkshire cake and conversation as optional. Merten was fat rascalled, crumbling his breakfast over the newspaper without reading either.